FSM Hatemail

[Ironwood]

Found a link to this and thought I'd share :

http://fsm.typepad.com/hatemail/


The Gem for me so far is this Forward Thinker : "So let me explain this to you nice and slow; the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible."

Genius.

[Merusk]

Well that guy seemed pretty tongue-in-cheek, Ironwood.   However, some of those make me want to cry for humanity.  Oh it hurts.

[Ironwood]

Yeah, I couldn't decide.  I don't give the benefit of the doubt anymore.

[WindiaN]

go down and read the casey powell hatemail saga, its quite good

EDIT: allow me to quote some of it here: "I would recommend for further consultation to refer to Glenn Miller at www.christian-thinktank.com. Thats the most unbiased site I have ever found (secular and nonsecular). "

EDIT2: couldn't help myself... from the comments: "The fact though, that he is defamating my character through the post and by my request for him to remove the post (as well as actually putting up my e-mail address that I did not issue him permission to use) can tell you a little something about the character of this website itself (notice how I have made no claims regarding the website itself, as I can not and will not reissue a defamation of character against Mr. Bobby Henderson)."

[Sky]

I can't believe any of those are serious. I often feel that way when strongly religious people speak.

Oh I guess the Bible is all made up too, right. In that case, make sure u don't let anyone get you a present this year!

Praise Santa Christ!

hey,u know what none cares Wat u think about God's sense of humor,u know what u may not be christian but,there's lot of people out there trying 2 seek God n they don't need any info, about God by u so,i think it will b better if u stop n start acting more like a christian even if u r not

Texting is destroying a generation.

But to be honest, I love the whole Jesus story. God gives his only begotten son (though he's God, so he can beget another one whenever he wants, of course) and people kill him off. After Sodom and Gemorra, after he floods the whole fucking planet to get rid of evil people (you'd think He'd be a bit more effective, and remind me to kick Noah in the nuts for saving leeches and mosquitos), the asshole humans kill off his son. He resurrects the kid...well, where is Jesus now? Either Dad said "You're coming home, fuck those assholes" or Jesus said "I'm outta here, these people are hopeless." Either way, the Jesus story is about the fact that the human race, if it did have this particular Diety, is now abandoned and alone, which is why the only miracle these days are on a cheese fucking sandwich. Great story.

[dusematic]

Yeah, I couldn't decide.  I don't give the benefit of the doubt anymore.

Poe's Law.

[Ironwood]

"Without the use of a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to make a parody of Fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing."


Exactly.  That's exactly my thinking.  Didn't know it was a law.

[HaemishM]

Man, you have to love some of the deep thinkers on that site.

I find your site degrading and offensive. God does not allow for the type of logical fallicies you promote on your site. For instance, why would a perfect, infanate being have to rest for three days after creation? The bible clearly establishes a maximum one to six day resting ratio for the creation of the universe by an infante being. Ok, I'll be sympathetic to your tortured logic and explain how mankind knows that the bible is the word of god. 1. the bible is infallible.

How big is infante? Is that like 3 years old or the square root of an unaborted fetus?

[Ironwood]

The word is Infanate, H, which means a child that exclusively drinks Fanta.

Surely.

[Morfiend]

That site brings much joy in to my life. I have found my new calling.

[bhodi]

Haem, that quote HAS to be a joke. It's too tongue in cheek. Maximum 1:6 day resting ratio indeed.

[HaemishM]

Haem, that quote HAS to be a joke. It's too tongue in cheek. Maximum 1:6 day resting ratio indeed.

I thought that too, but I never underestimate the logical pretzels fanatical Christotons will twist themselves into in order to justify their faith. Critical thinking is not generally these people's strong suit.

[Sky]

My girlfriend's favorite quote from a documentary on Intelligent Design vs Evolution was from one of those Kansas schoolkids: "I don't like science. You have to think too much."