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WindiaN
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on: August 16, 2006, 01:42:38 PM

I'm not sure if this qualifies as useless news but apparently some girl is going to commit seppuku broadcasted live over a webcam. A bunch of people have called the police... but I think this is pretty sick.

http://www.suichancountdown.com/

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Detective Call
I know this may be hard to believe, but this is 100% true. We are glad she is on the run so we can see her come back tour.

A Detective Ranson from the Toronto Police Department called me on Wednesday morning at 12:30 est

The phone call went something like this:

Detective: Hello, is this Gerald? Jared?

Me: Jared, Yea.

Detective: Hi, this is Detective Ranson from the Toronto Police Department. Do you run the website suichancountdown.com?

Me: Yes, I registered the domain and it's hosted on my server, what's up?

Detective: Well, we're trying to find this girl before she does herself in with a samauri sword. Do you know how we can locate her?

Me: This is only a fan site we setup. If you're trying to find more information about her you might want to check stickam, that's where she posted, so they would have her IP address, etc.

Detective: Oh alright, I thought you guys might be able to help since we only have 3 days, 10 hours before 'the bitch does herself in'.

Me: I'm sorry, I've never even talked to her even over email. Your best bet is to talk to stickam.

Detective: Alright sir, thank you for your time.
For the people who are slow: That guy was mocking us. ;'(
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Reply #1 on: August 16, 2006, 01:47:58 PM

Looks like YTMND got wind of this.

Also, it doesn't really count if you're both Not Japanese and Not a Samurai. An emo-kid is none of these.

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Reply #2 on: August 16, 2006, 05:14:31 PM

I smell interweb hoax.
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Reply #3 on: August 17, 2006, 03:43:18 AM

Do me a favore.

Call the police.

I'll be down the hall in the kitchen.

I'm so soory.
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Reply #4 on: August 17, 2006, 10:11:48 AM

It's Telemediocrity, isn't it?

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Reply #5 on: August 17, 2006, 10:13:50 AM

It's Telemediocrity, isn't it?

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Reply #6 on: August 17, 2006, 10:54:37 AM

I hope it's a hoax. I felt mildly dirty even clicking the link

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Reply #7 on: August 17, 2006, 03:56:14 PM

Twas a hoax! I guess Tele survives.
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Reply #8 on: August 17, 2006, 07:17:04 PM

On a random note, I've been surfing MyDeathSpace.com a lot lately.  Morbidly fascinating.
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