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dusematic
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on: June 19, 2006, 02:26:59 PM

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Reply #1 on: June 19, 2006, 02:30:53 PM

Meh.
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Reply #2 on: June 19, 2006, 02:31:41 PM

Double meh
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Reply #3 on: June 19, 2006, 02:32:49 PM

Not even a giggle?
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Reply #4 on: June 19, 2006, 02:33:28 PM

It's Screech. Ookii mentioned this to me the other day and I just couldn't bring myself to care. Does he even deserve to be remembered?
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Reply #5 on: June 19, 2006, 02:35:06 PM

I guess I'm just from the old school of thinking where anything involving Dustin Diamond is the highest of high comedy.
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Reply #6 on: June 19, 2006, 02:35:30 PM

I can't feel sorry for someone with a ten-inch dick.

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Reply #7 on: June 19, 2006, 02:44:32 PM

Touche.
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Reply #8 on: June 19, 2006, 02:57:33 PM

Him and his 10 inch cock can go live under a bridge.

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Reply #9 on: June 19, 2006, 03:03:06 PM

1) Why the hell do any of you know the size of the man's Cock?
2) I can't even imagine a scenario where such knowledge would be useful, much less the conversation that would bring it up.
3) So.. he got jack and shit from all those years SBTB was in syndication?  He had no home in Calii he could sell at a ridiculous price to afford a hell of a nice place flat-out in Wisconson? My faith in cosmic justice is renewed.

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Reply #10 on: June 19, 2006, 03:08:18 PM

1) Why the hell do any of you know the size of the man's Cock?
2) I can't even imagine a scenario where such knowledge would be useful, much less the conversation that would bring it up.
3) So.. he got jack and shit from all those years SBTB was in syndication?  He had no home in Calii he could sell at a ridiculous price to afford a hell of a nice place flat-out in Wisconson? My faith in cosmic justice is renewed.

I've read up on the story. His parents supposedly pissed all the $2 million away before he was 18. Then he made a stupid land contract deal (which I don't pretend to understand), which allows someone to fuck him legally.

And the 10-inch cock thing was most of what Howard Stern wanted to talk about when this story came up there.

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Reply #11 on: June 19, 2006, 04:23:28 PM

Him and his 10 inch cock can go live under a bridge.

He and his ten-inch cock can go live under a bridge.

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #12 on: June 19, 2006, 04:25:21 PM

1) Why the hell do any of you know the size of the man's Cock?
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2) I can't even imagine a scenario where such knowledge would be useful, much less the conversation that would bring it up.
Howard Stern
3) So.. he got jack and shit from all those years SBTB was in syndication?  He had no home in Calii he could sell at a ridiculous price to afford a hell of a nice place flat-out in Wisconson? My faith in cosmic justice is renewed.
Hopefully, losing his house has something to do with Saved By The Bell stinking up Adult Swim.

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Reply #13 on: June 20, 2006, 01:32:10 AM

You know, I cannot for the life of me imagine a story I care less about.

I must browse the rest of useless news to find one.

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Reply #14 on: June 20, 2006, 10:27:22 AM

Too bad Mike D really isn't his brother.
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Reply #15 on: June 20, 2006, 10:36:39 AM

I've never seen that show and I don't know who that guy is, but I giggled a little.  I hope that makes you feel better, duse.

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Reply #16 on: June 20, 2006, 10:41:49 AM

If I can make just one needy person giggle each day, then I've accomplished something haven't I?
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Reply #17 on: June 20, 2006, 10:42:25 AM

Actually....Mike D should just help him. He might as well, considering how long that rumor was out.
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