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Topic: Tom Cruise is off the deep end (Read 2820 times)
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Tebonas
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I  Tom Cruise. I said for a long time that Scientology is a fucked up and dangerous "religion" that messed with peoples heads and breaks them. Now when somebody doesn't believe me I say "Look at Tom Cruise". Not that I can prove that Scientology made him bat shit insane, but he helps my argumentation.
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Kenrick
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Once again... any post linking to Britain's Mirror tabloid belongs in Useless News.
With that said, Cruise is still a motherfucking freak.
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Mr_PeaCH
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What the hell is wrong with that dude?
Everyone knows it's for the MOTHER to eat the placentia after birthing; to get her strength back and whatnot.
Freaking IDIOT!
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COME ON YOU SPURS!
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Samwise
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What the hell is wrong with that dude?
Everyone knows it's for the MOTHER to eat the placentia after birthing; to get her strength back and whatnot.
Freaking IDIOT!

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Telemediocrity
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I just had a really cool idea for a mod to 'Snake Eater'.
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Signe
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Evidently, Tom Cruise has named his baby "Cabinet Minister." Poor little thing. Baby Suri a Hot Topic in Israel By STEVE WEIZMAN, Associated Press Writer
Fri Apr 21, 9:38 AM
JERUSALEM - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' choice of a Hebrew-flavored name for their newborn daughter has speakers of the language scratching their heads.
Baby Suri's name can be traced to a Hebrew word meaning "princess" or "noblewoman," but by such a circuitous route that the connection is lost on most Israelis. Since the birth Tuesday in Los Angeles, bemused Israeli TV and radio presenters have debated the word's origins.
"Nobody here has ever really heard of it," an announcer on Israel's Army Radio said during a discussion Thursday. The Yediot Ahronot newspaper agreed in its half-page splash on the celebrity birth.
"We seem to have learned a new Hebrew word _ and from Tom Cruise, no less," said a Channel 2 TV anchorman.
Cruise's publicist said Tuesday the name has its origins in Hebrew meaning "princess" or in Persian meaning "red rose."
Avshalom Koor, who has for years presented TV and radio spots on the intricacies of Hebrew, said Suri was a derivation of Sarah _ the name of Biblical patriarch Abraham's wife _ as pronounced by some Central European Jews.
"Suri is a pet name for Sarah," Koor told Army Radio. "The Ashkenazi (Jews) of Poland and Hungary pronounce it Suri."
In ancient Hebrew, Sarah is the feminine form of "Sar," or lord. In modern Hebrew, the word means a Cabinet Minister.
Koor suggested a far better known but no less majestic name, noting the baby was born during the Passover holiday, which commemorates the escape of the ancient Israelites from bondage in Egypt.
"You could call her Geula (redemption)," he said.
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schild
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In japanese I'm pretty sure Suri means pickpocket or thief.
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Signe
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It's actually a pretty name but it doesn't seem to mean exactly what Tom Cruise thought it did, unfortunately. I wonder why he didn't name her something in ancient Scientology?
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Murgos
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It's actually a pretty name but it doesn't seem to mean exactly what Tom Cruise thought it did, unfortunately. I wonder why he didn't name her something in ancient Scientology?
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shiznitz
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I think in a typical Hollywood egomaniacal way, he simply pulled Suri from his own surname. Cruisie would have been too transparent.
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Ironwood
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Why not Susie Cruisie ?
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