STFU Old Person

[Ironwood]

Before we turn you into Soylent Green.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/4601590.stm

[WayAbvPar]

When did George Orwell become PM?

[Sky]

I'd be heading to the next pub down the line, but I'd make sure the camera got a good shot of my middle finger.

[Strazos]

The UK's policies on hooded shirts makes me laugh. I thought your cops were going to give me shit when I was walking around in a windbreaker with the hood on, while it was drizzling.

[Righ]

Robin Hood. Hoodlum. Hoods.

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[Ironwood]

The UK's policies on hooded shirts makes me laugh. I thought your cops were going to give me shit when I was walking around in a windbreaker with the hood on, while it was drizzling.

It is a serious issue over here, if by serious you mean 'Teenagers are fucking stupid and they need to fall down several flights of stairs in the Police Station before they realise just how really fucking stupid they are.'

For what it's worth I'm torn over the original article;  on the one hand I agree that persecuting old people can be seen as a bit much.  On the other hand, old people seem to think that age gives them more rights than anyone else simply because they've survived longer.  There's a point at which they start to take the piss, not unlike the young teenagers.  Fuck 'em.  Fuck em and their fucking trilobites.

[tazelbain]

So now not only is this intusive technology everywhere, but now people are expected to comform their behavior to the needs of this intrusive technology.   Yep, that's freedom.

[Sky]

On the other hand, old people seem to think that age gives them more rights than anyone else simply because they've survived longer. 

I cut old people a break. They've had to deal with the same douchebags we do...just for decades longer. You get tired of that shit after a while.

[Ironwood]

And I agree in principle.

But only in principle.

Not when some wrinkly cunt cuts in front of me in a 20 man queue and complains that he has the right to because 'he was in the war you know'

Go fuck yourself you depends-wearer.

[Ironwood]

So now not only is this intusive technology everywhere, but now people are expected to comform their behavior to the needs of this intrusive technology.   Yep, that's freedom.

It's not about the technology.  It's about some wee neddy dick thinking that because he's wearing his hoody, he can grab the whole fucking box of mars bars and hoof it out the shop before the guy's even got over the counter to kick him in the Jimmy.  It's about the gangs of Stupid Fucking Wee Dicks wearing these things because they think it gives them an anonymity that they would otherwise only get on the fucking internet.

You remember how people in games on the internet act ?  Yeah ?  Do you want that coming in to your pub or shop ?

Fuck that.

[Sky]

Not when some wrinkly cunt cuts in front of me in a 20 man queue and complains that he has the right to because 'he was in the war you know'

Do you know how to say that in German?

[Ironwood]

I was given the impression that it's the Americans I have to thank for not having to speak German right now.


(There's no colour for vicious get-to-fuck sarcasm, is there ?)

[Signe]

I was given the impression that it's the Americans I have to thank for not having to speak German right now.


(There's no colour for vicious get-to-fuck sarcasm, is there ?)

Black.  I use it all the time.

[HaemishM]

I was given the impression that it's the Americans I have to thank for not having to speak German right now.


(There's no colour for vicious get-to-fuck sarcasm, is there ?)

We're working on forcing you to speak English now.

[Ironwood]

You'll never take our saorsa.

Or something.

[Signe]

He speaks as good English as what your spellcheck does.