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Topic: Next will be an image of Jesus in skidmarks. (Read 2759 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Man Sees Image Of Jesus In Frying PanPOSTED: 10:25 am EST February 1, 2005 UPDATED: 12:51 pm EST February 1, 2005 Some people will tell you that the Good Lord can show up just about anywhere, and lately there seems to be no shortage of religious images seen on commonplace items. Remember the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich? Well, now it's the Jesus frying pan. Juan Pastrano, of Prairie Lea, Texas, said he was cooking his mother breakfast on Sunday when he looked close and saw what looks like the face of Jesus etched in his frying pan. There's no word yet on if the family plans to sell the pan. But if they do, it could really bring in the bacon. A 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary recently sold on eBay for $28,000.   |
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schild
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That doesn't look like jesus. It looks like a fucking bird.
Christ, a frying pan Rorschach test.
"What boy, you think it's jesus?"
"Congrats, you're a religious nutball making the rest of the religious nutballs look worse."
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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"Congrats, you're a religious nutball making the rest of the religious nutballs look worse."
In other words, this guy makes Stray look sane. |
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schild
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"Congrats, you're a religious nutball making the rest of the religious nutballs look worse."
In other words, this guy makes Stray look sane. omfg, is that bait? Who would ever notice something so hidden as that? Where is it? Is it hiding behind a tree? Because I can't see it. Loony Toons. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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First Coast Restaurant Finds Image of Jesus in a Cooking PanJACKSONVILLE, FL -- Employees at The Stadium Club Restaurant on Beach and Southside Boulevards say they see an image of Jesus in a cooking pan used to heat water. The pan, which is usually used warm nacho cheese containers, actually has mineral deposits from water left on it. The kitchen staff at The Stadium Club say they won't be using the pan anymore in the kitchen, but people are welcome to come check it out anytime.  Created: 12/22/2005 8:03:54 PM Updated: 12/23/2005 1:21:50 PM |
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schild
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Still don't see it. But I see a bizarre butterfly and some nasty unclean pan stuff.
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Evangolis
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I can see both the bird and Jesus in the first one. Just a matter of changing focus.
I can see Jesus in the second one, and I feel really bad for him being stuck in that nasty stuff.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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Apparently He is coming back to cook us dinner. Better not be fish and bread again.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Signe
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Muse.
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I see Jesus everywhere. All the time.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Llava
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You'd think he'd appear somewhere significant... like... in the sky, or clouds even, or in the ocean visible in a photo taken from space... I don't get the purpose of appearing in frying pans. Is he saying he's in hell? Or that we're all going to hell?
Whatever the case, he has awful campaign managers. He's Jesus, he deserves a better photo-op than "Materialized As Greasy Stain 1" and "Materialized As Greasy Stain 2".
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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You can see anything you want in random splotches of shit.
Morons.
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Fear the Backstab!
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"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Typhon
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That's what Satan and the communists want you to think
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SuperPopTart
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I am damn cute for a stubby shortling.
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First Coast Restaurant Finds Image of Jesus in a Cooking PanJACKSONVILLE, FL -- Employees at The Stadium Club Restaurant on Beach and Southside Boulevards say they see an image of Jesus in a cooking pan used to heat water. The pan, which is usually used warm nacho cheese containers, actually has mineral deposits from water left on it. The kitchen staff at The Stadium Club say they won't be using the pan anymore in the kitchen, but people are welcome to come check it out anytime. Created: 12/22/2005 8:03:54 PM Updated: 12/23/2005 1:21:50 PM What I thought of when I saw this made my stomach turn. Jesus Christ, I think not. |
I am Super, I am a Pop Tart.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Hey, I'd be getting desperate a couple thousand years after my god abandoned me because my ancestors killed his son, too.
Bring back Bacchus, bitch!
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WayAbvPar
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Employees at The Stadium Club Restaurant on Beach and Southside Boulevards say they see an image of Jesus in a cooking pan used to heat water. You know, when I use a pan to heat water, it doesn't look like someone sauteed dogshit in it. Might look into a water purifier. And maybe some dishwashers. Just a thought. |
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