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on: December 19, 2005, 01:47:56 PM

Quote from: ABC7.com
Nickelodeon Production Assistant Arrested for Child Molestation

BURBANK, Calif. - A convicted sex offender who works as a production assistant at Nickelodeon Animation Studios was arrested on suspicion of molesting a boy at the studio, police said Friday.

Ezell Channel, 36, of Tarzana was arrested Thursday at the studio's parking lot and charged with two felonies.

The mother of the victim, a teenage boy, became suspicious of Channel when he began spending time with her son, said city police department Sgt. Jay Jette.

She later checked his name on the state's Megan's Law Web site and found he was a registered sex offender with a listing for "lewd or lascivious acts with child under 14 years."

A subsequent investigation found allegations that Channel had fondled the teenager, Jette said.

Channel is being held on $500,000 bail and is scheduled to be arraigned Monday.

Jette said Channel was a freelance, temporary employee at the studio, which specializes in children's programs.

Nickelodeon issued a statement Friday saying it was cooperating with the police investigation but had no further comment.

Hey Nick, background checks please.
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Reply #1 on: December 19, 2005, 01:51:11 PM

Yeah, that is the kind of thing that background checks are for- especially if they are working around a potential victim pool. I see $$$ in the future for Mom and kid.

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Reply #2 on: December 19, 2005, 01:53:27 PM

From what I have seen, this news story was posted only because he came up with the Dickelodeon thread title. I know he's proud. So what does he get? Props.

HaemishM
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Reply #3 on: December 19, 2005, 03:03:47 PM

Does this explain Spongebob Squarepants?

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Reply #4 on: December 19, 2005, 04:32:48 PM

SpongeBob In-your-pants.

Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Reply #5 on: December 19, 2005, 05:20:29 PM

But... I thought SpongeBob was gay, not a pedophile.
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Reply #6 on: December 19, 2005, 05:46:43 PM

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This is indeed scary.  If any religious group tried to indoctrinate children with a massive brainwashing scheme such as this, the public would go crazy.  It's sad when a society has abandoned God to the extent that it starts brainwashing it's children, teaching that it's ok to violate God's Word by committing sin.  Homosexuality is wicked, an abomination unto the Lord God.  It is prohibited in the Bible.  It is NOT acceptable in any way.

That was an amusing little link.

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Reply #7 on: December 20, 2005, 09:02:27 AM

But... I thought SpongeBob was gay, not a pedophile.

According to the religious right, there really isn't any difference.

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Reply #8 on: December 20, 2005, 09:30:31 AM

Well thats one............ channel........ I won't be watching anytime soon.

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