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Llava
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on: October 27, 2005, 11:20:05 PM

http://www.eathufu.com/home.asp

Human.
Flavored.
Tofu.

Daily Show just did a bit on this.  I had to find more.  Oh my fucking god.  If there's gonna be a divine flood, this'll be why.

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Where can I buy real human flesh?
Sorry, we can't help you. For better or for worse, the practice of cannibalism is frowned upon in today's modern industrial democratic societies.
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Reply #1 on: October 28, 2005, 01:45:24 AM

Human.
Flavored.
Tofu.

So soylent green at least tastes like people ;). Who on earth would eat something human flavored? (rhethoric question, I know there are more than enough idiots who would do something like that)
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Reply #2 on: October 28, 2005, 06:18:17 AM


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Reply #3 on: October 28, 2005, 06:36:05 AM

My girlfriend was busting my balls last night. "Hey, you are so ahead of the times when it comes to what's happening in the cannibal world!"

I had sent her the link from the old thread back then.

But to see it in action, to hear the guy speaking and see the actual food....that was creepy.
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Reply #4 on: October 28, 2005, 10:57:23 AM

I bet you anything it tastes nothing like human.  Of course, who's going to know the difference?  (And if they did, would they admit it?)
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Reply #5 on: October 28, 2005, 11:09:46 AM

That crazy German guy from a few years ago who killed and ate the guy who volunteered would know.

As would a number of other folks, apparently, since Mr. Crazy German was frequenting some sort of web community where such folks hung out.

Edit: Wow, read H's post and realized that posting while playing another game isn't condusive to making clear statements.
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Reply #6 on: October 28, 2005, 11:16:15 AM

Actually I think on their page they talk about talking to some folks from the south pacific who used to nibble on the neighbors a bit.

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Reply #7 on: October 28, 2005, 12:46:48 PM

That crazy German guy from a few years ago who killed and ate the guy who wanted to volunteered would know.

As would a number of other folks, apparently, since Mr. Crazy German was frequenting some sort of web community where such folks hung out.

I smell TESTIMONIALS!

Or is that just Johan's liver?

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