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Shockeye
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on: September 13, 2005, 10:04:39 AM

Quote from: MSNBC
Elijah Wood gets laugh out of gay rumors

By Jeannette Walls

Updated: 2:42 a.m. ET Sept. 13, 2005

Elijah Wood is finally addressing those gay rumors. And unlike certain megabucks stars — Tom Cruise, for instance — he’s not threatening to sue. In fact, the “Lord of the Rings” star seems amused. Wood says he likes to surf the Web and look at doctored photos that put him in compromising positions with men.

“There’s one that’s called elijahwoodisveryverygay, which is actually a personal favorite of mine, it’s absolutely hilarious,” Wood said, reports World Entertainment News Network. “It’s this kind of joke Web site that maintains that they have proof that I am very, very gay in various photographs — photographic evidence (of me) holding hands with a male.”

Wood says some of the “photos” are pretty realistic. “I was actually at a film festival once... and this fan came up with a gift... I open the gift in front of all these people that I’m talking to and it happens to be a photo from one of these Web sites of me and [LOTR co-star] Dominic Monaghan making sweet love,” Wood explains.” If you didn’t know any better, it kinda looks real. These people have a lot of time on their hands and my hat’s off (to them) because it’s very good work.””

Unfortunately this will encourage Signe to continue posting Hobbit porn.
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Reply #1 on: September 13, 2005, 11:03:49 AM

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Reply #2 on: September 13, 2005, 12:36:13 PM

Despite his appearance on the ultra gay X-BoX 360 debut MTV program, I still dig Elijah. Good sense of humor.

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Reply #3 on: September 13, 2005, 04:20:45 PM

And lest we forget Eternal Sunshine? He looks like a big sweetie-pie, with those big puppy dog eyes.

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Reply #4 on: September 13, 2005, 07:58:09 PM

Despite his appearance on the ultra gay X-BoX 360 debut MTV program, I still dig Elijah. Good sense of humor.

Christ, if MTV offered me a bucket of money for to show up for a few minutes in a show about games, I'd do it.  A couple weeks after it aired I'd make fun of it on the Internet typing on my brand new keyboard for my brand new computer.

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