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Shockeye

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on: August 30, 2005, 09:13:19 AM

Quote from: AFP

Adamant Japanese surgeon punches unhappy patient during operation

1 hour, 8 minutes ago

TOKYO (AFP) - A Japanese doctor punched a patient during surgery and told him to "shut up" after the patient on local anesthesia asked for the operation to stop, a news report said.

The patient at the national Shiga Hospital wiggled during the surgery and yelled "please stop the operation," Kyodo News said.

The doctor then punched the patient's forehead and said: "Stay still! Shut up!"

The operation was stopped. The physician and a hospital executive later visited the patient to apologize, Kyodo said.

The doctor didn't speed up the patient's recovery. The report said the patient needed five days for his forehead to heal.

The original operation was conducted -- by another doctor -- three weeks after the punching incident on August 1.

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Reply #1 on: August 30, 2005, 09:23:05 AM

And we bitch about HMOs.

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Reply #2 on: August 30, 2005, 09:41:54 AM

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The doctor then punched the patient's forehead...

Experimental homeopathic anesthesia... I'd bet on it.

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Shockeye

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Reply #3 on: August 30, 2005, 10:07:34 AM

Quote from: Nebu on August 30, 2005, 09:41:54 AM

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The doctor then punched the patient's forehead...

Experimental homeopathic anesthesia... I'd bet on it.

Wouldn't the punch have to be diluted to the point where it no longer makes contact?

Nebu

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Reply #4 on: August 30, 2005, 10:14:46 AM

I'm still working on the whole "being sarcastic on the intraweb" thingy.

Bear with me.

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Reply #5 on: August 30, 2005, 10:36:29 AM

No, Shockeye was talking about Reike (which was proved to be a crock of shit by a published study conducted by a 12-year-old girl). It's not you, Nebu.

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Reply #6 on: August 30, 2005, 11:50:48 AM

Anyone else think, "Hmmm - the doctor must have just watched Dog Soldiers."?

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