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Jamiko
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on: September 11, 2005, 04:50:53 PM

For the life of me, I cannot figure out what this is, but most of my guesses are NSFW. What is it?

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Reply #1 on: September 11, 2005, 04:52:34 PM

I think that was Tara Reid's nipple.
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Reply #2 on: September 11, 2005, 05:21:24 PM

I'm going to assume you were making a soul-damaging joke, leave this thread, and never return in case you post something like "No, I'm serious.".
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Reply #3 on: September 11, 2005, 06:48:03 PM

That's not Tara Reid's Nipple. But one of them is.
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Reply #4 on: September 11, 2005, 07:10:26 PM

Is this a contest?

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Reply #5 on: September 11, 2005, 07:23:41 PM

I think it's a screencap from a colonoscopy.

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Reply #6 on: September 11, 2005, 08:18:57 PM

I was wondering that myself. Personally I always saw some... kind of a vagina. Possibly a strange, photoshopped, anime vagina of sorts.

Yeh, I'm pretty much a pervert. Never said I enjoyed it.

Vagina is the call.


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Reply #7 on: September 11, 2005, 08:53:13 PM

I'm pretty sure that's the nipple. I'd be willing to wager a 3-day ban on WUA on it.
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Reply #8 on: September 11, 2005, 08:57:45 PM

I was wondering that myself. Personally I always saw some... kind of a vagina. Possibly a strange, photoshopped, anime vagina of sorts.

Yeh, I'm pretty much a pervert. Never said I enjoyed it.

Vagina is the call.



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Reply #9 on: September 11, 2005, 08:59:48 PM

I'd be willing to wager a 3-day ban on WUA on it.

It's not much of a wager if it's something you would happily give away.

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Reply #10 on: September 11, 2005, 09:01:30 PM

I'd be willing to wager a 3-day ban on WUA on it.

It's not much of a wager if it's something you would happily give away.

I'll raise with an added 3-day ban for Strazos.
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Reply #11 on: September 11, 2005, 09:05:56 PM

I'd be willing to wager a 3-day ban on WUA on it.

It's not much of a wager if it's something you would happily give away.

I'll raise with an added 3-day ban for Strazos.

I'm starting to like those odds.

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Reply #12 on: September 11, 2005, 09:40:21 PM

I was wondering that myself. Personally I always saw some... kind of a vagina. Possibly a strange, photoshopped, anime vagina of sorts.

Yeh, I'm pretty much a pervert. Never said I enjoyed it.

Vagina is the call.



You are too perverted even for this board.

Sorry dude. I just suggest no one ever put me into one of those blot tests. I'd end up in jail.

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Reply #13 on: September 11, 2005, 09:45:52 PM

By the way, I'm nowhere near perverted enough for the boards *I* normally post on. So it may be overcompensation.

I'm pretty certain the answer from many people on my usual boards would be something along the lines of "dolphin vagina".

(yes, there has been a picture of that posted on my website's messageboard before, don't ask)


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Reply #14 on: September 11, 2005, 09:54:56 PM


Sorry dude. I just suggest no one ever put me into one of those blot tests. I'd end up in jail.

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Reply #15 on: September 12, 2005, 01:04:48 AM

I just hope you haven't done any modelling for f13.

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Reply #16 on: September 12, 2005, 05:00:25 AM

That banner posted above is Not. The. Nipple.
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Reply #17 on: September 12, 2005, 07:12:27 AM

Ask whoever stuck it there what it is!

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Reply #18 on: September 12, 2005, 07:19:44 AM

Ask whoever stuck it there what it is!

That would be, and it's not really anything. Only one of the banners is something, even though it doesn't look like that something and I'm surprised it took people over a year to ask.
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Reply #19 on: September 12, 2005, 08:18:48 AM

Upon closer inspection, this banner appears to be some sort of scabrous wound (not Tara Reid's chest, some other type).

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Reply #20 on: September 12, 2005, 08:19:17 AM

It's not a wound. And it's part of a painting.
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Reply #21 on: September 12, 2005, 08:33:59 AM

It's not a wound. And it's part of a painting.

Something by Richter, perhaps?

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Reply #22 on: September 12, 2005, 08:38:15 AM

It's not a wound. And it's part of a painting.

Something by Richter, perhaps?

Something by me. I don't think Richter actually does watercolors.

All of the banners, except for the [franken]nipple one are from one of my paintings.
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Reply #23 on: September 12, 2005, 08:39:42 AM

Well, whatever it is, it's very nice.  Pink and sort of gooey. 

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Reply #24 on: September 12, 2005, 08:41:58 AM

It's not a wound. And it's part of a painting.

Something by Richter, perhaps?

Something by me. I don't think Richter actually does watercolors.

All of the banners, except for the [franken]nipple one are from one of my paintings.

I couldn't tell what the medium was from the screenshot. No, I don't believe Richter does any watercolor work either. In any case, is there any chance we could see this painting?

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Reply #25 on: September 12, 2005, 08:45:36 AM

schild is right, I am wrong.

Of course, I'm not sure if this means I get to ban WUA and Strazos or I don't get to ban them. I never made it clear enough.

I need to stop huffing.
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Reply #26 on: September 12, 2005, 08:45:45 AM

I never really wanted to talk about any of my art here. But I'll post this - why? Because Shockeye admitted defeat.



I think this was from a sophomore or junior year class. I don't remember when I painted it. But that's the actual size. Watercolor on super toothy paper. Didn't take long. None of the small stuff ever does.
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Reply #27 on: September 12, 2005, 11:24:19 AM

Dang, I'd have gone with either the Frankennipple or Katie Holmes' Cruise-induced lip herpe.

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Reply #28 on: September 12, 2005, 11:29:04 AM

Maybe we should have a contest where the goal is to make something nasty looking seem innocuous.

Or maybe we should just have contests.
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Reply #29 on: September 12, 2005, 11:30:52 AM

Yeah, that'd be good.

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Reply #30 on: September 12, 2005, 12:24:15 PM

Who should I email my goatce logo to?
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Reply #31 on: September 12, 2005, 12:38:15 PM

So which one IS the nipple?  I'm going to be eyeballing them all suspiciously now, fearing that there's a nipple right in front of me but I'm unable to see it.

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Reply #32 on: September 12, 2005, 01:19:43 PM

Who should I email my goatce logo to?

Dark Vengeance. He can match it with his tubgirl pic and masturbate himself raw.

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Reply #33 on: September 12, 2005, 02:23:00 PM


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Reply #34 on: September 12, 2005, 02:25:37 PM


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