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Shockeye

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on: August 25, 2005, 04:16:09 PM

Quote from: AP

Restaurant Owners Offer $1,000 For Information On Rooster-Napping

POSTED: 12:00 pm EDT August 25, 2005
UPDATED: 12:19 pm EDT August 25, 2005

AVELLA, Pa. -- Police suspect fowl play in the disappearance of a Washington County restaurant's mascot.

The owners of the Farm House restaurant along Route 844 are offering a $1,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of the people who hacked a giant fiberglass rooster off at the knees and took the bird on an eight-mile trip into West Virginia.

The 10-foot-tall statue that's perched next to the restaurant attracts plenty of attention from customers and travelers.

But the rooster disappeared early Sunday morning, only to be found less than two hours later in a yard two miles from the Pennsylvania border.

Police think they can track down the poultry pilferers with the help of the fingerprints found on the beer can stuffed in the bird's beak.


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Kenrick

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Reply #1 on: August 25, 2005, 07:40:39 PM

Just let me find a cash machine...

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Reply #2 on: August 26, 2005, 10:20:33 AM

Quote from: Kenrick on August 25, 2005, 07:40:39 PM

Just let me find a cash machine...

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Reply #3 on: August 26, 2005, 10:48:58 AM

Quote from: WayAbvPar on August 26, 2005, 10:20:33 AM

Quote from: Kenrick on August 25, 2005, 07:40:39 PM

Just let me find a cash machine...

Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay $100.

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