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Topic: When rednecks go high class... (Read 2526 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Paelos
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Rodent
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Damn, whoever designed that jacket is either going to be sued by or recieve a large order from Steven Segal.
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Wiiiiii!
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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...or will get a sweet deal from Cabela's.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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...or will get a sweet deal from Cabela's.
It was in the local paper today that they're building a huge Cabela's in Glendale, AZ across from the former Phoenix Coyotes Hockey Arena. Just what I want, more fucking tourists. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Tourists visit Cabela's?
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Tourists visit Cabela's?
By the ASSLOADS. |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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I didn't even know it was a store. My dad gets shit from the catalogs all the time. I actually want to get some of the woodland camo t-shirts in a small and cut the neck and sleeves off. Hawt with a miniskirt and high-heeled boots.
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schild
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What the fuck is Cabela's and why are there video games with that name attached? Is it a giant hunting store? I'm too lazy to google it.
If it's a giant hunting store I hope a propane tank explodes setting off a chain reaction.
"Heyhoss,comeondowntodisheremegalomartbigol'firepropanetankgoneboom."
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to speak slower."
"Dang ol' mega-lo-mart..."
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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It's like REI, but for rednecks. You prolly don't know what REI is, either. Cabela's has shit like those stands you set up to hide when you're hunting ducks, various camos, boots, knives, this thing called "the ZIpper" which is used to efficiently slice open the abdominal cavity of a deer while leaving the lining sac in place, etc. God I know way too much about this shit.
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schild
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I've been to many REI. They have good backpacks.
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Ironwood
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Er, is the jacket and thong sold together ?
I'm really sure I don't wanna visit now.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Furiously
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Cabella's rocks. Unless it's Cabella's Big Game Hunter. Then it sucks.
If I was ever in the area - I'd go check out their gun collection. It's supposed to be damn impressive. (In their main store).
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