Now! Ask Surak for all your advice needs!

[voodoolily]

Hey, dorks! Need advice, but can only bring yourself to ask obscure Star Trak characters? Finally, your prayers have been answered!


Dear Surak,
I am a fat, pimply 15 year old boy. I can't get a girlfriend. Maybe it's because I grow wispy pubes on my lip instead of a moustache, or because I think black trenchcoats look good with a ponytail and a beret. What should I do?

Signed,
-Masturbating to Uhura

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FROM: IDIC
LOCATION: Delaware, USA, Earth
Hi Surak!  Do Vulcans believe in God?

IDIC

Greetings IDIC,

In actuality, yes.  In fact He is the same God that many on Earth Believe in (Jehovah) but Vulcan’s have a different name.
Incidentally, I find your alias (IDIC) satisfactory.

Heh.