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Topic: I hope that phone was water-resistant. (Read 2292 times)
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Shockeye
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Romanian Woman Thief Hid Mobile Phones In Her VaginaApril 18, 2005, 2:23:14 Bizarre Romanian police searching a woman suspected of theft found her hiding a mobile phone in her vagina. They made the astonishing discovery after dialling the number and hearing a muffled ringing coming from somewhere under the woman's skirt. A witness said he had alerted police when he saw Ruxandra Gardian steal the phone from a customer in a restaurant. Police questioned the 34-year-old and were about to let her go when the witness suggested they ring the phone to determine whether she was hiding it. On dialling the number they heard a sound coming from under Gardian's clothes and took her to police headquarters to be strip-searched. Police officers conducting the search were shocked to find the phone stashed in the woman's vagina. However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim. Officer Aurel Popescu commented: "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this." |
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Paelos
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Can you hear me now?
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Der Helm
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So, this ist what the vibration alarm is for.
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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HaemishM
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However, the owner of the phone has since refused to have it returned to him saying it was damaged beyond repair and he would be filing an insurance claim. "Sir, would you like your property returned to you?" "Yes, I'd certainly love to be stared at in public as I try to speak into a phone that smells of fish wrappings. Perhaps you'd like me to just carry her around speak directly into her vagina from now on." "Well, you could hear the ocean." "I'm calling my insurance company." "Here, use this phone." |
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TheWalrus
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Does it come with a hands free device? ><
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voodoolily
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God, could you imagine the roaming charges?
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Fargull
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Hmm... has anyone seen this little gem?Which by the way, is one of the funniest damn movies I have ever seen. Makes Planes, Trains, and Automobiles seem dry and humorless. Would be absolutely funny if somehow the girl never knew it was there..... and was set for speakerphone and auto answer.... |
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voodoolily
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Haven't seen that one. Can I please reiterate that Germans are fucked?
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schild
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Haven't seen that one. Can I please reiterate that Germans are fucked?
The British did "How to Get Ahead in Advertising." That was about a talking boil. Well, it wasn't ABOUT a talking boil. But the boil was indeed a main character Americans have made movies about drugs it's own genre. I'd say Germany doesn't even compare. |
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Paelos
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Was it directed by Uwe Boil?
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