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Shockeye
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Bruce's date with teen queen LindsayBy Clemmie Moodie, Daily Mail, Showbusiness Reporter 11 March 2005 Bruce Willis's 50th birthday is next week and his hairline is not so much receding as extinct. But he's still a teenager at heart. His latest squeeze is said to be 18-year-old actress and singer Lindsay Lohan, star of hit films including Freaky Friday and, when she was 11, The Parent Trap. Willis is five years older than Lindsay's father and she is only two years older than his eldest daughter Rumer. The two found plenty to talk about, however at a party in Beverly Hills following the premiere of his latest film Hostage. They spent the evening flirting and giggling in the bar of the Peninsula Hotel before retiring to a private suite with a few friends. A fellow partygoer said: 'They couldn't keep their hands off one another.' At one point Willis, best known for the Die Hard series of movies, pulled down Lindsay's trousers to reveal a tattoo saying La Bella Vista (the beautiful view) on her right buttock. Although Willis would be her most senior boyfriend, Lindsay is known to be attracted by older men. She was linked recently with 34-year-old MTV star Johnny Knoxville. Not that she needs a sugar daddy - for her latest film, Lucky, she earned £5million. No one, of course, would ever suggest that by cavorting with a girl 31 years his junior Willis is trying to outdo ex-wife Demi Moore. Since they parted in 1998, 42-yearold Miss Moore has spent £200,000 on plastic surgery and is rumoured to be contemplating marriage to her lover, actor Ashton Kutcher, 27. As well as Rumer, Miss Moore has two other daughters by Willis - Scout, 13, and ten-year-old Tallulah. |
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I seriously don't get all the LL love. She is moderately attractive at best. Hollywood is filled with starlets just like her. In fact, so is the porn business.
Good for Bruce, though. You are only as old as the women you feel.
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Samwise
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You are only as old as the women you feel.
Hey! That's my line. Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. |
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Strazos
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I seriously don't get all the LL love. She is moderately attractive at best. Hollywood is filled with starlets just like her. In fact, so is the porn business.
Good for Bruce, though. You are only as old as the women you feel.
Seeing as I actually saw Mean Girls (It wasn't my idea, I swear!), I beg to differ. Also, she doesn't look "fake", unlike a lot of others. But anyway, Go Go Bruce Willis Go! Super Fun Time, Yeah! |
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HaemishM
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Isn't the American Dream for all divorced men to bang the youngest, hottest chicks you can find that are 18 or older? I mean, if you wanted to date people your own age after you get divorced, you'd probably just stay with your wife.
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Paelos
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It's still creepy. Lindsey Lohan is hot, but a 32 year age gap is retarded for any couple. I mean he's older than her father, and that's not a joke. Seriously, it's like porking your daughter, and that's not kosher. If she's younger than your youngest child, it's not cool in my book.
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Riggswolfe
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She's legal. That's all that is required. Last I heard though they're both denying it all. Heh.
I have to admit, she is kinda fun to watch. Both Freaky Friday and Mean Girls were semi-enjoyable. (Hey, I have a child, I have to watch them, I swear!)
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HaemishM
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It's still creepy. Lindsey Lohan is hot, but a 32 year age gap is retarded for any couple. I mean he's older than her father, and that's not a joke. Seriously, it's like porking your daughter, and that's not kosher. If she's younger than your youngest child, it's not cool in my book.
Anna-Nicole Smith (when she was hot and not totally plastered on whatever she could find) and that old billionaire. If I'm seventy and my wife has passed away, God Forbid, I only hope I can still get it up enough to bang girls young enough to be my granddaughter (still legal, of course). |
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Ditto. If my wife ever sobers up and leaves me (or even worse, makes me a widower), I am gonna bang each and every 18 year old I can. I will have to learn how to speak moron first, but I think that is worth the potential benefits.
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It's still creepy. Lindsey Lohan is hot, but a 32 year age gap is retarded for any couple. I mean he's older than her father, and that's not a joke. Seriously, it's like porking your daughter, and that's not kosher. If she's younger than your youngest child, it's not cool in my book.
I think Bruce is just looking to put his dick in her, not marriage. |
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El Gallo
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Thing about LL is that she is 18 but looks about 40. Her face screams "I've been stripping and doing coke for 25 years" to me.
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This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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Shockeye
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Bruce & Lindsay: The TruthLindsay Lohan and action man Bruce Willis have both slammed reports that they recently enjoyed a romantic liaison or that they are secretly dating. According to Teen Hollywood, 18-year-old Lindsay is furious about chat that she was flirting with the Die Hard star at the launch party for his latest film Hostage. And her spokesperson is just as adamant, saying: "She is not interested in Bruce Willis in any way but as the producer of her next film." Apparently Bruce, who's just turned 50, was appalled by reports in the New York Post that he pulled down Lindsay's trousers at the bash in order to sneak a peek at her tattoo. He claims he only met the Freaky Friday star that night and wants to keep their relationship firmly on a professional level as he is producing her next movie, Just My Luck. His representative revealed: "He met Lindsay for the first time at the Hostage launch party and is certainly not dating her." Last Updated: 08:41 UK, Tuesday March 15, 2005 |
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