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Topic: The End is Nigh (Again) (Read 4372 times)
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Silly, that's only when the Rapture starts. The world ends on October 21. (Which is a Friday, so odds are he'll be a dick and destroy us in the wee hours so we can't get the party started yet.)
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"Pity hurricanes aren't actually caused by gays; I would take a shot in the mouth right now if it meant wiping out these chucklefucks." ~WayAbvPar
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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I'm going to start a site that proclaims that there will be no rapture, just an end to all things on Oct 20, 2011. See if he'll call my bluff or not.
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Nebu
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Cadaverine
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 I really look forward to May 21st. It's a win/win for me. Either they're right, and well, I'll have 5 months without having to listen to them anymore, or nothing happens, and yet again they look like idiots, and I get something to laugh at.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Tale
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Today I'm quite prepared to believe the end is nigh. The same state that got wiped out by insane floods in Australia is about to get hit by a Category 5 tropical cyclone (hurricane that spins the other way). Satellite photo: http://www.bom.gov.au/gms/IDE00035.latest.shtml(for scale - the landmass shown is the size of the 48 contiguous US states) SEVERE TC YASI IS A LARGE AND VERY POWERFUL TROPICAL CYCLONE AND POSES AN EXTREMELY SERIOUS THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY WITHIN THE WARNING AREA, ESPECIALLY BETWEEN PORT DOUGLAS AND TOWNSVILLE. THIS IMPACT IS LIKELY TO BE MORE LIFE THREATENING THAN ANY EXPERIENCED DURING RECENT GENERATIONS. |
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Merusk
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I thought it was fires then floods.. looks like it's floods then fires. That makes more sense when trying to wipe out a populace, because the floods would have just put out the fires. This way the floods have concentrated the people who can then be burned up more efficiently. BTW, Aussies, Global Climate change is totally bupkis. Love, the US.  |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sir T
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There's nothing brand new about it. He said before May that that Rapture would happen on the 11th of May, but that the actual end of the world would happen in October. This is just a newspaper recycling old stories. Unless of course the old fool is actually broadcasting this prediction like the story is saying, which would be a fairly silly thing to do considering the 21st is next week.
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« Last Edit: October 14, 2011, 05:41:54 AM by Sir T »
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Cyrrex
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To be fair, it is entirely possible that the rapture DID happen back in May just as he predicted...only that not nearly as many people qualified as was expected. One could check the obituaries for the people that died that day - those are the people you'll want to model your life after.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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cironian
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People of Earth, hear my divinely inspired words:
Your scheduled end of the world will have to be put off for now, due to the delays in rolling out the rapture and the sequence bugs in the various signs of The End. We sincerely regret any inconvenience this might pose. We will get back to you with an updated Book of Revelation when these issues have been resolved.
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Ratman_tf
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The Rapture just gets lamer and lamer. Where's the hordes of demon locusts and rains of blood?  |
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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If they hold the Rapture and nobody notices, does that mean we're all going to hell?
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Cyrrex
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If they hold the Rapture and nobody notices, does that mean we're all going to hell?
--Dave
Well, for the sake of argument, assume that God is a fact and the Rapture is going to happen. Which religion hit it spot on the head? My guess would be none of them. Those buddhists seem rather nice, though. Some of them wear pretty sweet robes, too. |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Khaldun
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I still like the joke that the Rapture actually happened years ago and nobody qualified, and now we're well into the Tribulation without any of the fundies realizing it.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Well, for the sake of argument, assume that God is a fact and the Rapture is going to happen. Which religion hit it spot on the head? My guess would be none of them. Those buddhists seem rather nice, though. Some of them wear pretty sweet robes, too.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Cyrrex
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I still like the joke that the Rapture actually happened years ago and nobody qualified, and now we're well into the Tribulation without any of the fundies realizing it.
Would that make Obama the Antichrist, just as they claimed?  |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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WayAbvPar
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If you are looking for the Anti-Christ, I would start with whoever greenlit Jersey Shore.
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Pennilenko
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If you are looking for the Anti-Christ, I would start with whoever greenlit Reality TV.
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