shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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I have never played WoW.
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Paelos
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Evildrider
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Well they are from Tennessee.  |
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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ghost
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To be fair, she did look pretty hot. |
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WayAbvPar
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Someone roofie them and get some vasectomies done, STAT.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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To be fair, she did look pretty hot. How could you tell over the simpering sacks of douche obscuring everything but her cooch? |
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Ghambit
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Dont they technically have the same sperm? So in reality, it's not sloppy seconds.  |
"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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Minvaren
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and are both looking forward to marrying the same woman and fathering the same child. ...the hell?  |
"There are many things of which a wise man might wish to remain ignorant." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Merusk
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I'll wager the logic is: Same DNA so no way of knowing whose actual sperm impregnated her. So we're both the daddy.
I'm sure our resident genetics experts can punch holes in that.
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Paelos
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I'd wager these two chucklefucks parted ways with logic at age 10.
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Occasionally, in the Inuit culture, brothers will marry the same woman and raise all their children together in the same home. Lack of natural resources don't generally allow for 'extra' people, so sometimes one woman will have to do for a family. Maybe this is a similar situation. How's the resource situation down in Atlanta?
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Paelos
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We have an abundance of peaches, peanuts, fatties, rappers, one-and-done playoff teams, and national TV networks.
Nothing to suggest fucking the same woman with your brother is a swell idea.
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Evildrider
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The economy does suck right now, so it's cheaper to date one woman instead of two.
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Ghambit
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ATL has a preponderence of available females, so your theories dont hold true. Those two "chucklefucks" could basically have whomever they wanted in that town. Which actually plays right into their plans, since women there are likely so desperate at this point (especially given said economy) that they'd agree to such a situation.
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"See, the beauty of webgames is that I can play them on my phone while I'm plowing your mom." -Samwise
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ghost
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To be fair, she did look pretty hot. How could you tell over the simpering sacks of douche obscuring everything but her cooch? I'm kidding. All I see is her ass. She probably has 2 teeth and a cleft lip. |
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Chimpy
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I was pondering about how the reactions would be different if it were:
A) Two female identical twins sleeping in the same bed and having sex with the same guy.
B) Two female identical twins sleeping in the same bed and having sex with the same girl.
My hypothesis:
In case A, most guys would be a little bit envious.
In case B, most guys would "be in their bunk".
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'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.
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Lantyssa
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My problem is their attitude, not their actions.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Merusk
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To be fair, she did look pretty hot. How could you tell over the simpering sacks of douche obscuring everything but her cooch? I'm kidding. All I see is her ass. She probably has 2 teeth and a cleft lip. Given the poses and the situation the only certainty we know about her is a nice ass and a complete lack of self-esteem. |
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Paelos
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My problem is their attitude, not their actions.
I have a problem with all of it. ALL OF IT. The fact it's in my city makes it worse. |
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Slayerik
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Well, they are who they are and don't give a fuck what you guys think. They have 9" cocks they swordfight each other with.
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"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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angry.bob
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We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
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Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß man schweigen.
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Der Helm
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The comments....  Ahhh.... a Shakespearean love triangle as old as love itself. beautiful yet tragic. A tale of unparalleled brotherhood, unadulterated love, and stinging betrayal. The story of The ATL twins will win you over with dramatic irony and immeasurable tragedy..... aint no fag shit for real |
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ghost
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My problem is their attitude, not their actions.
And to throw in that they look like some seriously inbred assholes. |
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Ratman_tf
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I know I hate it when I have to argue with my brother over who gets to fuck the ho tonight. |
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Merusk
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No no.. you misread.
They both fuck her, it's just a question of:
a) Who goes first or
b) Who uses a secondary orifice.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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ghost
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Someone roofie them and get some vasectomies done, STAT.
They are a very valid argument for a eugenics program. |
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