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Signe
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Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering More Fans...
Tue Feb 8, 8:27 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters
LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.
Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.
Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.
But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.
Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.
Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years. There is a lesson in there... somewhere. |
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Paelos
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Don't bet your bollocks.
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SirBruce
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The silver lining is this: at least now he won't breed!
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Kenrick
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Fucking welsh.
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Llava
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 Look at him. He runs like a Welshman. Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a Welshman? |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Do all Welshmen run clutching their bleeding crotch and shrieking?
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Signe
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This man is Welsh:  |
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Righ
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This man is Welsh:  |
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Kenrick
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 She's welsh (and what the fuck teeshirt...?)  He's welsh. One has testicles and one does not. Can you guess which? |
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Train Wreck
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He was obviously planning to ditch his nuts anyway. Otherwise he wouldn't have lopped them off with such aplomb.
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Merusk
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She's welsh (and what the fuck teeshirt...?)
Another plea for attention, like her marriage to Douglass & those phone commercials? Nah. |
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Ironwood
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For Rugby Players - and quite obviously fans too - this is merely a flesh wound.
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Hanzii
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He's Welsh and has balls:  And so is she:  Ballless, but can really hold her drink... I have no opinion of rugby. Only that I was i Dublin during the last 6 nations finals between Ireland ánd Scotland - I don't remember who won, but they're the best bunch of winners/losers I've ever experienced. Whether it's the sport or the nationalities, I don't know. But I was fearing soccertype madness and got drunken happy guys in skirts. What a night. |
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Signe
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Rugby always brings me back to the same, old, unanswered question... who the fuck is Alice?
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