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Topic: 4 million pounds of smoldering bullshit! (Read 4866 times)
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Dark Vengeance
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Since Shockeye's useless news thread has somehow managed to get de-railed, I offer you the following story: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/28/cow.fire.ap/index.htmlDickinson, who makes his living in the cattle business, has an environmental problem on his hands that is vexing state officials: a 2,000-ton pile of burning cow manure. Die in a mountain of shit fire. Bring the noise. Cheers............. |
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Dark Vengeance
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/ptech/01/26/moan.tones.reut/index.htmlWicked Wireless announces the advent of "Moan Tones". NEW YORK (Reuters) -- Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking "moan tones." For $2.50 mobile phone users can choose from a variety of moans, and sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell. I also have no idea what the fuck kind of drugs or bad cosmetic advice she's been on lately, but she is starting to look pretty damn haggard.  Bring the noise. Cheers.............
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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That is the worst picture of Jenna Jameson I have ever seen. That doesn't even look like her.
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Abagadro
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Possibly the only user with more posts in the Den than PC/Console Gaming.
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Coke and gangbangs will make you haggard. Or so I've heard.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Avatard
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Seems to me she has one brown eye and one blue eye in that picture.
I wasn't aware semen can bleach melanin.
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I love me some me.
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AlteredOne
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Seems to me she has one brown eye and one blue eye in that picture.
I wasn't aware semen can bleach melanin. This guy's got a nice eye for detail... He may have a future here. |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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And she was such a cutie when she was young too...
Ya know, before the gigantic implants, DP, the drugs, etc etc.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Azaroth
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What the fuck.
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F is inviting you to start Quarto. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start Quarto.
F says:
don't know what this is
Az says:
I think it's like
Az says:
where we pour milk on the stomach alien from total recall
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Train Wreck
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Seems to me she has one brown eye and one blue eye in that picture.
I think everybody's seen her brown eye by now. |
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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Coke and gangbangs will make you haggard. Or so I've heard. I thought she doesn't do guys? Man, that pic looks like she is a WWE wannabe. |
I have never played WoW.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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She doesn't do guys NOW. But she did plenty of them before.
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Paelos
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It's always amusing to note that the people who do these kinds of stunts that affect physical appearance usually looked like hell to begin with. Why bother putting lipstick on the pig?
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Train Wreck
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It's always amusing to note that the people who do these kinds of stunts that affect physical appearance usually looked like hell to begin with. Why bother putting lipstick on the pig? I think you may be right about that.  In other news: More proof that taxes never go awayAn influential congressional committee has dropped a political bombshell by suggesting that a tax originally created to pay for the Spanish American War could be extended to all internet and data connections this year. Man had jet engine laying around. Decides to install it on Mother-in-Law's wheelchair."Originally it was a gimmick. I had a jet engine and I was going to put it on a go cart." |
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