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Topic: The Perfect Sweet 16 Birthday Gift: Botox (Read 27667 times)
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NowhereMan
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tgr just failed the Turing test.
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Kitsune
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But he passed the Star Trek nerd test.
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Sjofn
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I'd imagine there are women out there who wouldn't mind if the boob fairy took some of theirs and redistributed it a bit more fairly. Genetics can be harsh, and breast size seems to be one of those things that screw women coming and going.
Too small? You don't fit society's view as 'attractive' (even though, strangely, heroin-addict thin models with smaller breasts somehow form the basis of another part of society's ideal beauty). Too big, and you're often deemed less capable or dumber.
Of course, this is America. We're pretty fucked up about that sort of thing. :)
Yeah, if the Boob Fairy wanted to take a cup from me and drop it off with Lantyssa, I think we'd both be down with that. The main thing about being naturally chesty is having to listen to dudes go on and on and on about how they prefer smaller titties in the hopes of standing out from the derrr heerrrrp booooobs crowd. So then you get the self esteem hit of OH GOD MY BOOBS ARE GIGANTIC instead of the hit the smaller boob'd get of "OH GOD I AM PRACTICALLY A BOY WITH THIS CHEST." Being objectified is a hoot. |
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Kitsune
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At the end of the day, most any guy will be happy with any boobs he can get. Men are seriously not that picky. It's easy to proclaim one's preference when wading through the petabytes of porn on the Internet, but real life doesn't tend to offer someone their pick of hundreds of thousands of people. Ladies, work with whatcha got, the guys will cope.
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Lantyssa
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Self-esteem doesn't listen well to reason, even if you believe that reasoning with all your heart and experience shows it to be true.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Cyrrex
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God, but I do love posts about boobs. I think we may need to start introducting photo evidence in this thread.
For me, it's more about shape than size...though BIG boobs with a nice shape trump all other boobs. Anyway, while it might be one of my favorite (physical) part, there are plenty of other parts to factor in the equation.
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Mrbloodworth
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I like all the boobies.
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Pennilenko
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I like all the boobies.
This is my stance as well, I've never met boobies I didn't like. |
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Goreschach
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I like all the boobies.
This is my stance as well, I've never met boobies I didn't like. There are so many ways I hope this is wrong. |
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Sjofn
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Self-esteem doesn't listen well to reason, even if you believe that reasoning with all your heart and experience shows it to be true.
It's true, self-esteem prefers to listen to Society At Large rather than individuals assuring you that seriously, your boobs are fine. Let's blame the patriarchy!  |
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Tarami
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Oh no you didn't.
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- I'm giving you this one for free.
- Nothing's free in the waterworld.
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