Happy New Year, motherfathers.

[Surlyboi]

That is all.

May this one be a shitload better than the last one for all of you.

[Quinton]

2010 was an extremely good year.  I would not complain if 2011 were even better.

Happy New Year, F13!  (well, in 70 minutes for me, but why wait)

[Sky]

May this one be a shitload better than the last one for all of you.

[schild]

It would take a monumental effort by all the gods of every religion for this year to be worse than 2010.

[apocrypha]

Yeah happy new year all of you.

2010 wasn't too bad for me, but 2011 could still do with being a damn sight better.

I know a lot of you had a really shitty 2010, so here's hoping things are better this year for us all! 

[RhyssaFireheart]

Happy New Years, F13!

Here's hoping 2011 is better than the year past.

[Nerf]

Tonight is the first night sleeping in our new home, seems like the best possible way to start a new year.

[Ruvaldt]

Happy new year, f13!

It will certainly be an eventful year for me between student teaching in Dallas, job hunting, and getting hitched in Mexico.

I wish all of you luck and happiness in the coming year.

[K9]

It would take a monumental effort by all the gods of every religion for this year to be worse than 2010.

[Ironwood]

It would take a monumental effort by all the gods of every religion for this year to be worse than 2010.

[Trippy]

Well 2011 is already off to a worse start for me -- power is out which interrupted the game I was playing

Oh yea and Happy New Year everybody.

[Sand]

Happy New Year all!

[Oban]

Why must you taunt them...

[Lantyssa]

It would take a monumental effort by all the gods of every religion for this year to be worse than 2010.

Here's to not being so shitty.

[SnakeCharmer]

2010 was an extremely good year.  I would not complain if 2011 were even better.

Happy New Year, F13!  (well, in 70 minutes for me, but why wait)

[Jimbo]

Random things heard last night,

"Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick!"

"looks like he leaned down to pick up his chicken nuggets he dropped and drove of the road, hit his head and didn't wake up"

"yea I forgot that was in there..."

"I was putting the gun up and it went off, OMG! You're gonna give me a shot! NOOOOOO!!!!!" (dude shot himself in the leg w/357 mag, he had bone sticking out, but was freaking out because we were giving him a tetanus shot)

"how the fuck did you do a crotch carry?  2nd of all she is big!"

"you mean you aren't drunk and you are our worst injury all night?"

"no you can't smoke while in the building or on oxygen!"

"never bring a baseball bat to a sword fight"

"well he brought that bitch into my house and started talking shit so i beat the crap out of both of them, now she won't come out of her house"

"oh shit, the bars are closing soon and Jimbo is charge?  I'm getting out of here before the monkeys attack."

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

...my feet still hurt

[Lantyssa]

"yea I forgot that was in there..."

That one sounds ominous.

People freaking out about shots amuse me.  Someone calmly talking after having been shot with a gun moreso.  That's sig worthy.

[Samwise]

Good riddance to 2010, I say.

[bhodi]

Here's Dave Barry's year in review. Long but good.

[Lantyssa]

My favorite line:

On the terror front, New York City police, alerted by Times Square street vendors, discover a smoking SUV packed with explosives — a violation of many city ordinances, including the ban on smoking. Fortunately, the car bomb is disarmed, and a suspect is later captured at Kennedy Airport by sharp-eyed TSA officers trained to spot suspicious behavior.

Ha ha! Just kidding, of course. The suspect is captured by U.S. Customs agents at the last minute after boarding a Dubai-bound plane filled with passengers who, like the suspect, had all been carefully screened by the TSA to make sure they were not carrying more than three ounces of shampoo.

He makes the year sound more amusing than it was though.

[Paelos]

It's quite funny.

[shiznitz]

Tonight is the first night sleeping in our new home, seems like the best possible way to start a new year.

Other than having sex there, you mean.

[WayAbvPar]

  Dave Barry.

[Paelos]

Elsewhere on the disaster scene, Iceland’s Eyjafjallajökull (literally, “many syllables”) volcano erupts, sending huge clouds of ash into the atmosphere and forcing airlines throughout northern Europe to ground all flights. Greece, although not directly affected, announces that it will take six months off, just in case; France, as an added precaution, surrenders.

Greece asks the International Monetary Fund if it can borrow 17 billion euro for “cigarettes.”

Abroad, thousands of people riot in the streets of Athens to protest a report by the International Monetary Fund concluding that Greece should “think about maybe getting a part-time job.”

Awesome.

[HaemishM]

Fuck you, 2010. On with 2011.