Summon bigger fish

[Broughden]

Well, help us narrow it down then.

Alantic, Pacific, Indian, Gulf of Mexico, the Med, Sea of Japan, Artic Ocean?  I mean, the oceans of the earth are huge but you had to have some idea where on the globe you were, like what was a nearby continent?

Oh now I see where the confusion is. No I was not there when the attack happened. When I said I saw it, I meant on a television screen. While screaming to my wife, who was in the kitchen at the time (which is located on the North American continent) "HOLY SHIT! The fucking shark just bit some guy in half on TV!"

I found it online at one time once, and might have even posted it here, but havent been able to locate it this morning despite my googlefu skills.

[Tale]

Oh now I see where the confusion is. No I was not there when the attack happened. When I said I saw it, I meant on a television screen. While screaming to my wife, who was in the kitchen at the time (which is located on the North American continent) "HOLY SHIT! The fucking shark just bit some guy in half on TV!"

If you missed that, you've probably also missed that this begs a question about your other stories.

[Broughden]

Oh now I see where the confusion is. No I was not there when the attack happened. When I said I saw it, I meant on a television screen. While screaming to my wife, who was in the kitchen at the time (which is located on the North American continent) "HOLY SHIT! The fucking shark just bit some guy in half on TV!"

If you missed that, you've probably also missed that this begs a question about your other stories.

Not really, unless you are dragging your personal dislike of me from one unnamed forum into every other one.
I was quite honest with my original post and when I saw other people making erroneous assumptions of how I saw this attack...I cleared it up for them.

So not sure how this in any way impacts my own integrity. But please keep trying to make that leap into this some how all being my fault. Its entertaining.

[Samwise]

When I said I saw it, I meant on a television screen.

I LOLed.   

[Nerf]

I once saw a man eat his own head.
On TV, it counts tho.

[Der Helm]

I don't know about that picture. The bites look extremely clean - sharks normally tear with a back and forth shake. Especially considering how thick the shark seems to be.

I once saw a man trying to pull himself into a boat, be bitten clean in half by one snap of a great white's jaws. Took both legs and everything up to the waste in its mouth at once and then simply bit down. Then slid back into the water.

I see where the confusion did come from, but even if it was not intended as a bait, it sure did work quite well.

No pun intended.