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Topic: When The Rapture comes, whos gonna take care of Fido? (Read 2939 times)
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Stewie
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Professional Forum Lurker.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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That is the best idea, ever.
(also, moved to serious business)
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Brogarn
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Fucking awesome.
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Mrbloodworth
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Q: How do you ensure your representatives won't be Raptured.
A: Actually, we don't ensure it, they do. Each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God / Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with
Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation. Thats awesome. |
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Stewie
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There's a dude in my building that uses one of those scooters that old or disabled people use and it is covered in signs with christian stuff. (my favorite being the 3' x 2' Armor of god sign)
I think I need to see if he has any pets.
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Trippy
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Khaldun
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Just brilliant. This is frankly a much smarter way to tweak certain kinds of religious beliefs than an atheist sermon by Richard Dawkins et al.
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Oban
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Wow, I actually laughed out loud.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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tazelbain
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Wait, mark 3:29, so that's unrepentable?
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"Me am play gods"
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Don't dis the ghost, yo. He's kind of an asshole, really. Oops, looks like burning hell for eternity.  |
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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I went and looked up "Rapture" in Wikipedia to see if it said anything about whether dogs get left behind. Interesting reading, even if it didn't address the dog question.
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CaptainNapkin
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Once split a 12.5lb burger with a friend.
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Awesome. Wish I'd thought of this, would be a big seller in my neck of the woods.
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Nebu
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Best.
Idea.
Ever.
I can't stop laughing. Maybe they'll hire me on as an employee!
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Endie
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I don't trust no filthy atheist to keep their word on feeding my dog :colbert:
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My blog: http://endie.netTwitter - Endieposts "What else would one expect of Scottish sociopaths sipping their single malt Glenlivit [sic]?" Jack Thompson |
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Cyrrex
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I would think that an atheist would be way too busy taking drugs and eating vegetables to properly care for the average dog.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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JWIV
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I am in awe of the sheer brilliance of this.
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Gobbeldygook
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Another atheist offers a similar service, The Post-Rapture Post. He offers to send gloating messages to your non-believer friends after the rapture. |
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