In 2012, we finally have a president that's bridged the gap between both parties and brought peace the Middle East. So, why can't the most powerful man in the world have the one thing he wants most?
Posted this one a long time back in politics. It doesn't have a poster but it does have a trailer.
-Establishing shots of Baghdad-
{Breaks squeal}
A black van accelerates out of frame revealing a man sprawled on the sidewalk. He's an un-groomed man with long hair and a beard reaching almost to his belly. The beard covers most of his obviously new shirt. He scampers to the mud brick wall on the other side of the sidewalk. He stares intently at the eyes of the passers by, studying them.
-P.O.V. Sadam-
Men and women pass back and forth paying little heed to the scruffy looking man with curiously clean clothes. Finally one face catches his eye. He watches as curiosity grows into… recognition.
-Close Sadam-
He runs off frame left. Camera holds while murmurs grow to shouts and people start to run through frame.
-title overlay fade in-
Saddam
-fade background to black-
Announcer: This July fourth, they'll celebrate Independence Day, over his dead body.
{Sadam screams}
-We must teach them Max! Hey, where do you keep that gun? -None of your damn business, Sam. -Shall we dance? -Lets!
How about 30 second TV show pitches, my daughter keeps calling ninja warrior ginger warrior and it has me thinking they need to update the highland games to the Mt Midoriyama format and work in some sort of drinking game aspect. I'd photochop a cool poster but I can't bring myself to stare at hairy redheaded dudes in skirts for that long.
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