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on: April 28, 2009, 06:38:56 AM

So the neverland auction is going on or something.

Great flickr set of some of the more notable items

Personal favourite:



Nightmare Carrot Top doll will eat your soul.

Another flickr set; larger but not as good as the first

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Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 11:26:35 AM



haha wow
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Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 04:53:12 PM

Get that for your office, Schild. Put "F13: For the children" on a small plaque at the bottom.
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Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 04:53:58 PM

I'm sort of expecting to find the Burger King in that painting.

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Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 05:23:20 PM

I'm sort of expecting to find the Burger King in that painting.

The burger king is a creepy stalker but he's not a pedophile.

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Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 06:52:24 PM

That painting belongs in the Scary Stuff thread. 

It's creepy.  Creepy as hell. 

Although I'd like a copy with raptor jesus in MJ's place.  That would rock.
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Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 09:20:07 PM

I wonder if he had that commissioned or if someone just walked up to him and handed it over.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 11:05:16 PM

Holy crap, it's like a modern ancient Rome. Or an insane dictator's palace. Idi Amin springs to mind.

It's a bit sad really, seems that even being filthy rich doesn't mean you get good help and treatment when you're mentally ill :(

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Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 05:04:04 AM

I'd posit that if you are filthy rich and have a whole bunch of hangars-on around you're less likely to get treatment.  Those folks milking you for their living don't want to see the gravy train stop, so they'll indulge you in everything, no matter how depraved.

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Reply #9 on: April 30, 2009, 04:50:12 AM

You can't help someone who does not believe they are broken.

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Reply #10 on: April 30, 2009, 04:51:55 AM

And nobody who's willing to hang around someone so broken is going to tell that person they're broken while getting so many perks.

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Reply #11 on: April 30, 2009, 04:55:21 AM

Hey... are you going to send him a note about architecting his new place?  Worth a shot.  If that doesn't work out, I'm gathering up some people to hunt pirates.

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Reply #12 on: April 30, 2009, 05:09:50 AM

Somali pirates, or Swedish pirates?  Sounds fun, either way.

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Reply #13 on: April 30, 2009, 05:10:26 AM

South American, probably Peruvian.

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Reply #14 on: May 07, 2009, 04:12:43 AM

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"What do you see, in the middle of the night, when the demons come..."

"Micheal Jackson"

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Reply #15 on: May 08, 2009, 09:14:23 PM

Man, if Michael Jackson hadn't been a fucking insane this guy looks legit, he could have been huge forever. He could have been like Sinatra. He'd just sit in the club while guys like Puff Daddy killed themselves to be seen with him, then sing Thriller and Billie Jean once a year for ten million bucks.

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Reply #16 on: May 09, 2009, 11:23:41 AM

Man, if Michael Jackson hadn't been a fucking insane this guy looks legit, he could have been huge forever. He could have been like Sinatra. He'd just sit in the club while guys like Puff Daddy killed themselves to be seen with him, then sing Thriller and Billie Jean once a year for ten million bucks.

People are going to be making jokes about Michael Jackson long after everybody has forgotten who the fuck Frank Sinatra was.
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Reply #17 on: May 09, 2009, 11:39:50 AM

People are going to be making jokes about Michael Jackson long after everybody has forgotten who the fuck Frank Sinatra was.

I doubt it. Those jokes get retold every time a new celebrity pedo comes along, and there seems to be no shortage of celebrity pedos. Give it another decade or so and somebody will be saying the same thing about the next scandalous entertainer.

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Reply #18 on: May 11, 2009, 05:00:09 AM

I agree with WUA (which I've been doing with disturbing frequency of late).  They guy is prodigiously talented.  I think it's a damn shame that he's such a freak and has done all this to himself. 

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Reply #19 on: May 11, 2009, 06:04:05 PM

It's just human nature...

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