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Topic: Suicide Diary: Bacon for a Month (Read 2909 times)
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Nebu
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I hope the guy posts his blood labs before and after.
Crazy stuff.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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schild
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Hm. It would be hard enough if he was allowed to take a multivitamin and eat bread also. Bacon, unfortunately, isn't even a little filling.
He's going to cheat. Color me uninterested in the long term. Unless he dies of malnutrition or a heart attack.
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Oban
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I would not be surprised if his blood results come back as better than when he started.
However, eating crap jimmy dead bacon for a month is just wrong.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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Yeah, standard butcher's bacon is cheaper and better quality anyways. Plus you can get him to slice it 1/2" thick.  I don't think I'd make it a day eating only bacon. |
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Nebu
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He's going to cheat. I agree. If he washes it down with anything but water, he's cheating. Fruit juice is the usual way to cheat... lots of carbs! I would not be surprised if his blood results come back as better than when he started.
Interesting observation... and you could be correct if he did take a multivitamin. Getting calories from bacon would force him into gluconeogenesis from fat or protein and may actually cause him to lose weight. This would especially be the case since he's unlikely to take in enough bacon to maintain his usual calorie input (see South Beach or those other silly diets). |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
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Oban
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He said beer, wine, water and martinis I believe.
So, he can get a lot of carbs and nutrients from a Guinness every day.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Guiness and Bacon Diet.  |
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Yegolev
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Alcohol is cheating in a huge way.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Oban
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Alcohol is cheating in a huge way.
Yeah, it's not halal. |
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Grimwell
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Your accusations of cheating are silly. I didn't gather that he's doing this for his health or any benefit in my read of the post. He's doing it because he can. Doing it with alcohol just adds more win.
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Grimwell
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FatuousTwat
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Bleh, I'm sick of the whole LULZ BAEKON fad. I thought it was over.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Yegolev
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If he's trying to show that he can subsist entirely on bacon, supplementing it with anything will void his point. Supplementing it with liquid bread, even moreso.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Paelos
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You people can suck the fun out of anything in less than 5 posts.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Murgos
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If he's trying to show that he can subsist entirely on bacon.
Who said he is trying to show that? Also, because several doubters on the RiffTrax staff had the unmitigated gall to insult bacon by making the outrageous claim that, as good as it is, no one could eat very much of it and live. I can and will. So, the stringent level he is being held to is, 'eat very much of it'. |
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Yegolev
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You and your "facts".
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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Shit, I proved the 'eat very much' rule out at the Hemlock Hall. Meals are included, free refill on everything. That morning will forever live in my memory, fresh plate of bacon at my elbow as I ask "even bacon?" and she replied with a knowing smile, "Yes, even bacon." The guy sitting next to me looked at me and grinned and we devoured plates and plates of bacon. Not like three strips, a serving platter piled 8" high!
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Grand Design
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You people can suck the fun out of anything in less than 5 posts.
Agreed. That's Michael J. Nelson of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame. He's not being serious. I liked Bacon Shame, a bacon month blog entry by Mike - heartwarming. |
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