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Chimpy
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on: July 09, 2008, 09:02:10 AM

Teenager finds bat asleep in bra.

I could not help but chuckle at this.

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Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 09:40:39 AM

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Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 10:24:12 AM

"When asked for a comment, the bat exclaimed "Brrrrrrrrroppppppppmmmmmmmmmm!""

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Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 10:35:16 AM

"When asked for a comment, the bat exclaimed "Brrrrrrrrroppppppppmmmmmmmmmm!""

 awesome, for real

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Reply #4 on: July 09, 2008, 10:39:50 AM

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She probably couldn't feel it because she was distracted by the constant back pain.  ACK!

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Reply #5 on: July 09, 2008, 11:33:42 AM

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Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home
The absolute best quote from that. Grin

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Reply #6 on: July 09, 2008, 12:19:07 PM

They never provide pics when you want them.....  huh

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Reply #7 on: July 09, 2008, 12:41:57 PM

They never provide pics when you want them.....  huh

I know! I feel I can't really get into this story without pics. You know, of the bat being rescued from the depths of her bra or whatever the hell happened. Boobs!  DRILLING AND WOMANLINESS
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Reply #8 on: July 10, 2008, 03:14:22 AM


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Reply #9 on: July 10, 2008, 03:21:41 AM

Tits or GTFO.
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Reply #10 on: July 10, 2008, 03:57:50 AM

Tits or GTFO.

Lazy bastards

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=209737&in_page_id=2


Also, shouldn't we fix the subject to cosy since the Brits have an irrational hatred of the letter z?

« Last Edit: July 10, 2008, 05:52:38 AM by JWIV »
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Reply #11 on: July 10, 2008, 05:37:53 AM

Geez.  A family of midgets could live in that bra!

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Reply #12 on: July 10, 2008, 05:48:42 AM

Geez.  A family of midgets could live in that bra!

Signe, envy is unbecoming in a lady.

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Reply #13 on: July 10, 2008, 07:16:37 AM

Wow, she is about a quarter the size I expected. Not many FF cups in the non-morbidly obese category.


Lucky bat.

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Reply #14 on: July 10, 2008, 07:50:23 AM

I couldn't use my keyboard if I had titties that big.  Seriously.  I'd be getting them caught in car doors, too.  I'd break my nose running up or down stairs.   I'd lose stuff in my cleavage, like keys and my cats.  I'd flip forward while attempting to water ski.  I'd never see my feet again. 

So many things!

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Reply #15 on: July 10, 2008, 08:01:35 AM

Wow, she is about a quarter the size I expected. Not many FF cups in the non-morbidly obese category.


Lucky bat.

^that

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Reply #16 on: July 10, 2008, 08:34:34 AM


I cannot grasp the scope of the sitituation with that image.

Tits or GTFO.

Lazy bastards

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=209737&in_page_id=2


Also, shouldn't we fix the subject to cosy since the Brits have an irrational hatred of the letter z?



New bat country logo, asap.
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Reply #17 on: July 10, 2008, 08:58:10 AM


New bat country logo, asap.

But wouldn't you have to change the motto to "We CAN/MUST/WILL stop here, this is Bat Country!" ?  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #18 on: July 10, 2008, 10:04:30 AM

This isn't Bat Country. It's Bat Country FF!
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Reply #19 on: July 10, 2008, 10:10:54 AM

My wife's, um, assets are in roughly that category. She assures me she'd notice a bat.

I certainly hope someone thought to check for rabies. Generally bats don't, you know, go flying into stuff or hang around inside of bras if they're feeling 100%.
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Reply #20 on: July 10, 2008, 10:15:42 AM

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My wife's, um, assets are in roughly that category.

Everything IS bigger in Texas!

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Reply #21 on: July 10, 2008, 11:32:07 AM

Uh, pics or it didn't happen?
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Reply #22 on: July 10, 2008, 12:39:57 PM

My wife's, um, assets are in roughly that category. She assures me she'd notice a bat.

I certainly hope someone thought to check for rabies. Generally bats don't, you know, go flying into stuff or hang around inside of bras if they're feeling 100%.

edit: nevermind
« Last Edit: July 10, 2008, 12:51:09 PM by voodoolily »

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Reply #23 on: August 02, 2008, 08:48:30 AM

I certainly hope someone thought to check for rabies.

She probably checked for a bite or scratch first. There have only been half a dozen cases of EBLV in the UK in the last 20 years resulting in a single human infection. Island advantage.

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