Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Apologies if Signe has already linked this masterpiece. I got totally sucked in by the awesome ads:  Because nothing is hotter than a giant bladed skirt in your crotch! GPOTATO!  Following up on the thread about arguing with your wife...GPOTATO! http://flyff.gpotato.com/Turdmonster is waiting for u!  GPOTITTYTATO Titties in advertising may be larger and more exposed than in game |
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JWIV
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mein Gott im Himmel
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photek
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 When will they stop the bullshit in these games and just allow the characters to have intercourse in weird and fucked up ways ? |
"I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away"
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Turdmonster's action slot is empty.
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tmp
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POW! Right in the Kisser!
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For the players who have reached Level 120 and are beginning to think the game ends there, there is a new challenge for you to face. You can now travel to the Volcane Dungeon and seek out the Mysterious Robed Girl. When you find her, she will present you with the daunting task of becoming a Master.
When you have completed the quest, the following things will happen to your character:
- Your character will be reduced to level 60.
- Your character will gain Exp. at 50% of the normal rate.
Once you've become a level 120 Master you can seek further advancement and start the Hero Quest.  |
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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It's Remorting a-la Muds! It's come back at long last. Woot. Face it, flash f2p games are the new muds. MMOs are the new GemstoneIII.  |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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IainC
Developers
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Wargaming.net
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Turdmonster's action slot is empty.
That's what SHE said... |
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Draegan
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Seems like MMOs are almost to the point where anyone could make one just like MUDs! Oh and...  |
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Numtini
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When will they stop the bullshit in these games and just allow the characters to have intercourse in weird and fucked up ways ? www.secondlife.com |
If you can read this, you're on a board populated by misogynist assholes.
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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Sir T
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Only on the internet is it possible to get genitalia that really work.
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Slyfeind
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I got to about level 10 and I never figured out how to fly.
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"Role playing in an MMO is more like an open orchestra with no conductor, anyone of any skill level can walk in at any time, and everyone brings their own instrument and plays whatever song they want. Then toss PvP into the mix and things REALLY get ugly!" -Count Nerfedalot
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sinij
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Prevs. First this, then furries.
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Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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tmp
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POW! Right in the Kisser!
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I got to about level 10 and I never figured out how to fly.
You probably need to be level 90 master for that. Or become a hero.  |
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FatuousTwat
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I got to about level 10 and I never figured out how to fly.
You probably need to be level 90 master for that. Or become a hero. I think I'd rather an hero. |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Megrim
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Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.
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Thank you, i wanted to post that.
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One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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In-game tits are smaller than advertised.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Rendakor
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In-game tits are smaller than advertised.
Working as intended. |
"i can't be a star citizen. they won't even give me a star green card"
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Sir T
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In-game tits are smaller than advertised.
They look like 8 year olds and you are worried about breast sise? |
Hic sunt dracones.
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Yoru
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the y master, king of bourbon
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I remember trying this about a year ago when I was touring around through a ton of offbeat Asian MMOs; I know Raph's been mentioning it in his talks since at least 2006.
It's a pretty standard Asian levelup/killshitdinggratz MMO. I enlisted the aid of friends to endure it; we got our group to the point where you actually get to pick classes, I forget when that is. We still had another 5 agonizingly long levels to go before we could fly. At that point, I abandoned it.
The one interesting mechanic is that your party is considered a levelable entity; as your party kills shit, the party itself gets points and levels up. Higher-leveled parties get exp bonuses and can use abilities that cause more loot to drop, further increase exp gain, etc.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Yoru loses the thread.
Go sit in a corner and think about what you did.
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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They look like 8 year olds and you are worried about breast sise? Hey, big jugs mean they must be 18+. Right? |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Salvator
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They look like 8 year olds and you are worried about breast sise? Hey, big jugs mean they must be 18+. Right? if there's grass on the field. |
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Hey, big jugs mean they must be 18+.
Right?
I'll never make that mistake twice. |
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Der Helm
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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"I've been done enough around here..."- Signe
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