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Tale
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on: March 27, 2008, 04:15:34 AM
This is bound to spread across the Internets, so I will get in early and link my stolen appropriated politely quoted version for teh clicks:

http://au.news.yahoo.com/080327/23/16a0p.html

ok ok here's the original in full: http://www.stuff.co.nz/4453980a11.html
Megrim
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Reply #1 on: March 27, 2008, 04:37:18 AM
He was lucky it wasn't a Drop Bear.
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murdoc
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Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 06:02:51 AM
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"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out,''

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Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 05:59:16 PM
Quote from: Megrim on March 27, 2008, 04:37:18 AM
He was lucky it wasn't a Drop Bear.
Drop Bears are viscious!  this guy looks legit
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Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 02:33:18 AM
'Using a phone for a fictitious purpose'.

Best crime ever.
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Reply #5 on: March 28, 2008, 05:32:52 AM
I'd prefer he be charged with prostitution.
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Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 09:37:20 AM
I must now work the phrase "wombat rape" into everyday conversation.
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