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LK
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on: March 07, 2008, 11:34:18 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23499957/

You've got to be fucking kidding me.  Sorry, fscking kidding me.

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Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 11:37:54 AM

The homicide rate is twice the national norm, but noone swears.  VICTORY!

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Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 11:45:11 AM

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those who use profanity or make rude gestures could find themselves shamed into better behavior by the unsettling glances of South Pasedena residents

Holy shit, don't shame me dude!

Over and out.
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Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 11:47:40 AM

Someone get this kid a seat on the city council, stat!

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Reply #4 on: March 07, 2008, 11:51:22 AM

What are the details of the actual law? I mean, can you not be "allowed" to watch anything but G movies and listen to Pat Boone albums or something? Or does it only apply to what residents actually say?

And what qualifies as "cussing" with anyways? Can I say "butt", but not "ass"? Can I exclame "shoot!", but not "shit!"? And why..? What the fuck is the difference?
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Reply #5 on: March 07, 2008, 11:57:27 AM

If I was still a kid I would kick his ass.

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Reply #6 on: March 07, 2008, 11:59:08 AM

But you'd be glanced at!  It's unsettling!  Eek!

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Reply #7 on: March 07, 2008, 12:46:46 PM

It's just a proclamation that March 3-7 is "No Cussing Week".  Like, cities who declare day x as "American Idol Day" for contestants that come from there?  It's not an ordiance.  The council also proclaimed March 14 as "Ray Bradbury Day".  Not like that means people can only read Fahrenheit 451.  Calm the fuck down.

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Reply #8 on: March 07, 2008, 01:02:11 PM

American Idol Day?
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Reply #9 on: March 07, 2008, 01:03:56 PM

Yeah...but No Cussing Week makes me really want to drive down there and swear like Haemish on a good tear. It's like a taunt.
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Reply #10 on: March 07, 2008, 01:04:34 PM

Yeah.  Maybe buy out some ad space that says "It's the Fucking First Amendment, Cocksuckers."

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Reply #11 on: March 07, 2008, 01:08:22 PM

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"I finally told my friends, `I don't cuss.' And I said, `If you want to hang out with me, you don't cuss.'"


Guys? Guys? *crickets*


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Reply #12 on: March 07, 2008, 01:17:43 PM

American Idol Day?

Sort of - it was named after whatever finalist was from some town.  Last year I think.  It was actually named Kelly Clarkson Day, or whatever that contestant was, because of their participation in Idol.  My town proclaimed a "Stephen Colbert Day" when he came to visit not long ago.  City Councils do this stuff all the time.  In this case, a 14y kid said at a council meeting that he thought it would be swell if they could have a no cussing week.  Hey, teenager is all civic-like and asking people to be nice.  There's a teen left who ISN'T a hormonal anti-social raging asshole?  Sure, we'll endorse that.  Stamp. 

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Reply #13 on: March 07, 2008, 01:21:08 PM

Uh, actually, he sounds precisely like an anti-social raging asshole to me.  wink
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Reply #14 on: March 07, 2008, 01:26:46 PM

Who said swearing isn't nice?

And anyone, fuck nice people. They're insipid or lying.

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Reply #15 on: March 07, 2008, 06:09:50 PM

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founder of South Pasadena High School's No Cussing Club

I guess joining the chess club didn't get him beat up enough.
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Reply #16 on: March 09, 2008, 11:27:17 PM

His dad clearly never said "I fuckin' love ya, junior."  Poor bastard.
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Reply #17 on: March 10, 2008, 07:23:56 AM

Next thing you know they will be pulling their hair and sniffing.

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Reply #18 on: March 11, 2008, 02:22:00 AM

Whenever someone even uses the word "cuss" I assume they are stupid.

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Reply #19 on: March 11, 2008, 01:28:52 PM

Can we have an all cussing day?

Cause I would definitely enjoy that one.

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Reply #20 on: March 11, 2008, 02:12:38 PM

Whenever someone even uses the word "cuss" I assume they are stupid.

Whenever someone assumes, I know they are! 

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Reply #21 on: March 11, 2008, 02:39:19 PM

We could've ended this thread with a Robert Jordan joke.  But since we're moving on... I don't suppose anyone can find a clip of the episode of Bullshit about the woman who goes around confronting people who swear in public?  The one who says Santa Vaca and thinks it's innocent and unoffensive to anyone?
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Reply #22 on: March 23, 2008, 06:26:10 AM

Anyone seen that episode of Penn & Teller's Bullshit! ?


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Reply #23 on: March 23, 2008, 06:39:45 AM

So, maybe that movie Demolition Man isn't too far off about how things are going to end up for LA in the future.

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Reply #24 on: March 23, 2008, 09:34:27 AM

So, maybe that movie Demolition Man isn't too far off about how things are going to end up for LA in the future.
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