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on: June 10, 2008, 03:49:19 AM


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Reply #1 on: June 10, 2008, 04:01:54 AM

That second video was like a 2-minute "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

Just staggeringly stupid.
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Reply #2 on: June 10, 2008, 04:05:24 AM

Oh, Jesus Christ.

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Reply #3 on: June 10, 2008, 04:09:00 AM

Brain hurts so fucking bad...

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Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 05:25:47 AM

Maybe they can evolve to point where their voice matches the movement of their lips.

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Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 07:13:59 AM

But guys, you're just not being open-minded enough.

EDIT:  Holy shit, that first video was the most homosexual thing I've ever seen.  "Perfectly shaped for your mouth" and "ease of entry" indeed.  Fucking look at this shit.

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Reply #6 on: June 10, 2008, 07:31:53 AM

I'm pretty sure the guy sitting next to Banana-advocate was in on the joke. He was squirming like a kid.

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Reply #7 on: June 10, 2008, 09:03:26 AM

If there was a god, he would have stopped Growing Pains after the first 3 or 4 seasons.

Edit- oh, it doesn't look either of these is the Kirk Cameron version, but my statement still stands.  swamp poop

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Reply #8 on: June 10, 2008, 09:06:13 AM

Holy fucking shit. It's like being beaten about the head and neck with ignorance.

Also, I think my brother-in-law, the holy roller Baptist one, has given me a CD of standup with that Aussie bannana sucker.

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Reply #9 on: June 11, 2008, 06:47:43 PM

The peanut butter jar was previously opened.  Does this mean that they checked to make sure there was no life inside before filming?

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Reply #10 on: June 12, 2008, 05:34:50 AM

Its posted on Youtube. The no life part is a given.

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Reply #11 on: June 12, 2008, 09:05:11 AM

Wasn't the whole Banana of God! thing beaten to death in a politics thread a couple years ago? Or is this the special thread for those that don't venture in to Politics?

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Reply #12 on: June 12, 2008, 11:29:24 AM


Yes, it's old. Also, bananas are going extinct in 2012. Evolution or Rapture?
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Reply #13 on: June 12, 2008, 01:20:31 PM

Also, bananas are going extinct in 2012.

Wha?

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Reply #14 on: June 12, 2008, 05:25:28 PM

I will laugh my ass off if it is just the yellow bananas that die off in 2012.

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Reply #15 on: June 12, 2008, 05:31:08 PM

God, I love bananas.
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Reply #16 on: June 12, 2008, 05:39:57 PM


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Reply #17 on: June 12, 2008, 08:24:07 PM

When I saw this post title I assumed it was about Scarlett Johansson doing full-frontal.

Also doesn't "The Blob" disprove this theory? IIRC it came out of a container of orange juice.

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Reply #18 on: June 13, 2008, 07:45:23 AM

Sounds like a great start to a monster movie.

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Reply #19 on: June 13, 2008, 09:39:32 AM

When I saw this post title I assumed it was about Scarlett Johansson doing full-frontal.


Sorry, um, what? Or rather, where?

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Reply #20 on: June 13, 2008, 01:41:00 PM

Down boy...

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