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on: September 28, 2007, 12:30:02 PM

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VBS.TV recently did a story on Scopolamine, a substance commonly referred to as "Devils Breath" in Colombia, where it is a common street drug.

This stuff is as close to pure evil as it gets, a tiny amount of the powder administered to the victim causes one of two effects, a) death, or b) complete loss of free will. Criminals are usually hoping for the latter, as it enables them to tell victims to empty their bank accounts, give away their car, perform sex acts, basically whatever the criminal dictates.

This is where Scopolamine has got its reputation as the "zombie drug", victims appear completely sober and rational, but they're really just automatons.

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/27/scopolamine-zombie-d.html

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Reply #1 on: September 28, 2007, 12:31:33 PM

Oh...give me some of that and some time alone with Jessica Alba.

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Reply #2 on: September 28, 2007, 12:37:25 PM

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Reply #3 on: September 28, 2007, 12:46:43 PM


Thats what i was thinking, there was also a documentary a while back...Don't recall the name.

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Reply #4 on: September 28, 2007, 03:30:00 PM

Oh...give me some of that and some time alone with Jessica Alba.

Enjoy teh herp.

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Reply #5 on: September 28, 2007, 03:35:25 PM

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Reply #6 on: September 28, 2007, 03:39:25 PM

Worth it.

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Reply #7 on: September 28, 2007, 03:40:00 PM

You don't even know her huh
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Reply #8 on: September 28, 2007, 03:43:53 PM

You don't even know her huh

I do have eyes though.  I don't care what her personality is or if she likes cats more than dogs, I'll leave that side of crazy to the fairer sex.

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Reply #9 on: September 28, 2007, 03:45:25 PM

You don't even know her huh

I do have eyes though.  I don't care what her personality is or if she likes cats more than dogs, I'll leave that side of crazy to the fairer sex.
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Reply #10 on: September 28, 2007, 03:48:14 PM

If you would risk it merely to get laid, then that's retarded. smiley
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Reply #11 on: September 28, 2007, 05:30:22 PM

How bad could Herpes be?  I mean Jessica Alba has it!

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Reply #12 on: September 28, 2007, 10:02:19 PM

Excellent.  Thank you, Ookii.

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Reply #13 on: September 28, 2007, 11:45:49 PM

STDs are BoP.

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Reply #14 on: September 29, 2007, 12:03:30 AM


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Reply #15 on: October 01, 2007, 08:37:50 AM

Theoretically, if you had been zombified with the powder, then getting Alba-herpes wouldn't be a choice.
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Reply #16 on: October 01, 2007, 09:36:25 AM

I think you're confused. Just so you don't mess this up I'm going to give you some advice every man needs to know: When you slip roofies into a drink you're meant to put it in the girl's drink. The other way doesn't work quite so well.

The same concept applies to "Devils Breath" and Jessica Alba. Unless of course you think Jessica is ready for some loving but they need to strip their inhibitions before they'd submit themselves to the experience? :P
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