Your Webcomic of choice sucks. (the webcomic topic)

[Fabricated]

Normally I'm not a fan of Achewood but this killed me.

[Yegolev]

I see.









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[Paelos]

I'm very very confused.

[Sky]

I like this week of Unshelved: http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20070813

Dewey is me in so many ways it's frightening (the spiky blond male character).

[HaemishM]

Jesus, that's almost every client I've ever had to deal with, without the library part.

[Nonentity]

Jesus, that's almost every client I've ever had to deal with, without the library part.

Including the shirtless hairy guy?

[HaemishM]

Thankfully, I haven't had to deal with the skins (wouldn't mind it with some clients). But the sheer ignorance of people who already have an existing web site for their business is astounding at times.

[Sky]

Including the shirtless hairy guy?

Ned

Mallville’s media-savvy attorney is also a civil libertarian who exercises his freedom of expression in a unique way.

[Bunk]

Thankfully, I haven't had to deal with the skins (wouldn't mind it with some clients). But the sheer ignorance of people who already have an existing web site for their business is astounding at times.

I sell websites to Realtors, amongst other things. "What do you mean you can't just copy Bob the Realtor's site (a custom built $20K site) and paste my name on it!?!?"

I'd post some links to some really funny Realtor sites here, but I don't want to contribute to their Google placement.

Ok, maybe just one: http://www.hollyporter.com/

[Merusk]

You've linked her before.  I'm still amused by the "I'm on top of it" tag and the dirty thoughts that go with it.

  Still, have you ever noticed the soulless 'crazy eyes' that all realtors have?

[Nonentity]

Or the 'I WILL DRIVE ON TOP OF YOUR NEW HOUSE WITH MY HUMMER' eyes?

[WindupAtheist]

You've linked her before.  I'm still amused by the "I'm on top of it" tag and the dirty thoughts that go with it.

And the "47 things I will do for you" tab.  Are we sure this isn't a prostitute?

[pants]

I found her website jingle (cause we all love websites that play music) strangely catchy.  Is it just me, or does her hair look like she's been photographed about 2 minutes after being on TOP of it with another client?

[Sky]

Most realtors around here have the worst bios. After my husband moved to the area from Phoenix, I decided to become a realtor. In 2000. Way to exhibit what an opportunistic bitch you are. The best guy I can find is some girl I know at the bank's fiancee, and he's a young douchebag who is way too hard-sell.

I've seriously considered taking the class and getting licensed and pocketing the buyer broker fee myself, given all the shit I've learned in the past few years looking for a house. Realtor = used car salesman. Used home salesman. Maybe I could get some Herb Tarlick-style patent leather accents going on.

Is it just me, or does her hair look like she's been pornographed about 2 minutes after being on TOP of it with another client?

[HaemishM]

I sell websites to Realtors, amongst other things. "What do you mean you can't just copy Bob the Realtor's site (a custom built $20K site) and paste my name on it!?!?"

I'd post some links to some really funny Realtor sites here, but I don't want to contribute to their Google placement.

Ok, maybe just one: http://www.hollyporter.com/

Oh yes, Realtors should not be allowed anywhere near the Interweb. I've done many a site for realtors and despite my skills, they are generally all affronts to the eyeballs.

That one you linked is an especially offensive one. The jingle alone should be cause for a spot on the wall.

[Paelos]

Stupid anti-harrassment laws keep me from calling that number to tell her to get on top of it, 47 different ways.

[Trippy]

Most realtors around here have the worst bios. After my husband moved to the area from Phoenix, I decided to become a realtor. In 2000. Way to exhibit what an opportunistic bitch you are. The best guy I can find is some girl I know at the bank's fiancee, and he's a young douchebag who is way too hard-sell.

You might want to fix the quoting there Sky. For a second there I thought you were talking about yourself.

[Sky]

 

[Stephen Zepp]

Most realtors around here have the worst bios. After my husband moved to the area from Phoenix, I decided to become a realtor. In 2000. Way to exhibit what an opportunistic bitch you are. The best guy I can find is some girl I know at the bank's fiancee, and he's a young douchebag who is way too hard-sell.

You might want to fix the quoting there Sky. For a second there I thought you were talking about yourself.

I got to admit  had to re-read that 3 times to figure out that:

a) Sky wasn't a transvestite masquerading as the Sky we all know
b) Sky wasn't looking for a guy that isn't a douchebag.

Early morning f-13 with little coffee and little sleep is not good for the soul!

[Sky]

That post is totally splendid the way you guys read it. Much more interesting.

[Bunk]

  Still, have you ever noticed the soulless 'crazy eyes' that all realtors have?

This is a current leader in the office "Creepy site" contest.

http://www.ocalabesthomes.com/

Move the mouse around after he stops talking...

[HaemishM]

HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME!!!!!

[Phildo]

When I was working at GoDaddy, I had to deal with an asian realtor with some of the worst engrish I've ever seen.  Unfortunately, I think it's been taken down now but it might as well have said Super Happy Fun Realty.