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on: September 13, 2007, 06:12:26 PM

Exercise unleashes a bounce bras can't handle

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Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 06:37:10 PM


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Reply #2 on: September 13, 2007, 07:04:44 PM

I wonder how Yegolev will get the top hat on that one!

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Reply #3 on: September 13, 2007, 07:56:51 PM

I was hoping someone would provide a pic and that one's even animated!

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Reply #4 on: September 13, 2007, 08:13:55 PM

I wonder how Yegolev will get the top hat on that one!

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Reply #5 on: September 13, 2007, 09:19:10 PM

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Reply #6 on: September 14, 2007, 07:54:51 AM


That pic makes the world happy. I need to get my girl a jumprope....

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Reply #7 on: September 14, 2007, 08:28:11 AM

That pic is butter. Luv butter.

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Reply #8 on: September 14, 2007, 09:23:07 AM

I've always found it ironic that guys tend to like "bouncing breasts", but fundamentally detest the logical and unavoidable result of "bouncing breasts over long periods of time".


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Reply #9 on: September 14, 2007, 09:25:36 AM

Stop trying to be unnecessarily clever and just enjoy the boobies with the rest of us.

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Reply #10 on: September 14, 2007, 09:25:46 AM

I've always found it ironic that guys tend to like "bouncing breasts", but fundamentally detest the logical and unavoidable result of "bouncing breasts over long periods of time".

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Reply #11 on: September 14, 2007, 10:24:05 AM

Stop trying to be unnecessarily clever and just enjoy the boobies with the rest of us.

I guess I'm just wired differently--there is no aesthetic or prurient interest in that animated pic to me.

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Reply #12 on: September 14, 2007, 10:31:33 AM

Stop trying to be unnecessarily clever and just enjoy the boobies with the rest of us.

I guess I'm just wired differently--there is no aesthetic or prurient interest in that animated pic to me.

The jump rope doesnt do it for me ether. Now this on the other hand....

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Reply #13 on: September 14, 2007, 10:32:54 AM

Stop trying to be unnecessarily clever and just enjoy the boobies with the rest of us.

I guess I'm just wired differently--there is no aesthetic or prurient interest in that animated pic to me.

The jump rope doesnt do it for me ether. Now this on the other hand....


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Reply #14 on: September 14, 2007, 10:33:36 AM

Stop trying to be unnecessarily clever and just enjoy the boobies with the rest of us.

I guess I'm just wired differently--there is no aesthetic or prurient interest in that animated pic to me.

Not even for the "My god that HAS to hurt" mesmerizing factor?  While the jumping doesn't get my juices going, (girls on trampolines? never understood) it is still a compelling image because of that.

Damnit morph i'm at work and that just popped up as a "post just made"  the jumprope was cutting it close, now I'm over the line.  No more of thsi thread 'till home.

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Reply #15 on: September 14, 2007, 10:34:41 AM

Totally awesome too.
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Reply #16 on: September 14, 2007, 10:35:14 AM

Sorry, I figured it would be ok since there is no nipple.
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Reply #17 on: September 14, 2007, 10:37:01 AM


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Reply #18 on: September 14, 2007, 10:46:34 AM

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Reply #19 on: September 14, 2007, 12:38:04 PM



That one is better, but not because it's animated. Trying not to be sexist or crude here, but it's definitely not the motion that is interesting to me. Extreme motion detracts from what is attractive I guess.

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Reply #20 on: September 14, 2007, 03:13:06 PM

And usually I'm the one over analyzing....

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Reply #21 on: September 14, 2007, 04:48:19 PM

Much as I hate to spoil a perfectly good boobie thread with pointless pontificating, I have to chime in here and say that my guess as to why the bouncing is appealing is that seeing how they move makes it easier to imagine how they'd feel.  YMMV.
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Reply #22 on: September 14, 2007, 07:01:05 PM

I have to chime in here and say that my guess as to why the bouncing is appealing is that seeing how they move makes it easier to imagine how they'd feel.

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Reply #23 on: September 14, 2007, 07:57:09 PM

If you think all boobs feel the same, you might need to broaden your experience beyond the paid-for silicone variety, my son.   wink
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Reply #24 on: September 14, 2007, 08:46:41 PM

I wonder how Yegolev will get the top hat on that one!

Rather like your previous avatar sported his mixing bowl.

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Reply #25 on: September 14, 2007, 08:49:49 PM

Sorry, I figured it would be ok since there is no nipple.

Dude, nipples or not, it's not like this is TV after eight pm.  If a woman walked by my cube while that was on my screen, I'd be on the sidewalk in about an hour.

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Reply #26 on: September 14, 2007, 11:39:20 PM

I've always found it ironic that guys tend to like "bouncing breasts", but fundamentally detest the logical and unavoidable result of "bouncing breasts over long periods of time".



Hey you got your chocolate in my peanut butter!

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Reply #27 on: September 15, 2007, 09:00:44 AM

I've always found it ironic that guys tend to like "bouncing breasts", but fundamentally detest the logical and unavoidable result of "bouncing breasts over long periods of time".



Hey you got your chocolate in my peanut butter!

Stop mixing reality with boobie pics.

Lol--and on the "how it would feel" part, I always think about how it (extreme bouncing) must feel too them right then--I guess I identify a lot with how women feel (which has done me quite a bit of good in the past  evil )

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Reply #28 on: September 15, 2007, 10:48:28 AM

Silicon crap breast look different than natural ones, so you can avoid women having them if they bounce in front of you.

I have to agree with Samwise here. Luckily Europe isn't that spoiled by plastic surgeons yet, in California I might still be a virgin because I tend to ask surgically enhanced women if a good psychiatrist wouldn't have been the better choice.  evil
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Reply #29 on: September 15, 2007, 12:31:17 PM

Don't visit Brazil either, then.

I seem to recall reading that Brazil is the plastic surgery capital of the world right now. 

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Reply #30 on: September 18, 2007, 12:07:25 AM

Could be; in any Brazilian porn I've seen, the actresses all have noticeable scars from the procedure.  They need to work on their technique (the surgeons, not the actresses.  They do OK :P)

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