Pennsylvania Golf just a little different

[Gutboy Barrelhouse]

http://www.poconorecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070626/NEWS/706260335

Strippers and Golf

Where is ESPN on this new twist on the sport?

[Paelos]

Wow that's dumb. I've seen food stations, beer stations, full liquor bars, free massages, and even photo ops with celebrities. But strippers? Also, one of the dudes hitting in the videos is wearing a shirt with no sleeves. I mean come on.

Still, apparently Cherry Valley is just some shitty public course with a $600 membership fee, so what can you really expect?

In the words of Shooter McGavin, "Damn you people! This is golf!"

[Sky]

Sid Meier needs to remake SimGolf. Maybe they can use the Spore engine.

[Polysorbate80]

But will they wash your balls? :)

[MrHat]

Sid Meier needs to remake SimGolf. Maybe they can use the Spore engine.

Dunno if I can wait till '09 though.

[Sky]

3009

[Nevermore]

[Ironwood]

That game is a good suggestion.

[Signe]

That game is a good suggestion.

So is PvP in Grocery stores.  Like golf, hey even supply you with vehicles.  All you need to find is a weapon.  I'm heading right for the frozen leg of lamb.  This is the only way food shopping offline will ever become acceptable to me.

[Stephen Zepp]

That game is a good suggestion.

So is PvP in Grocery stores.  Like golf, hey even supply you with vehicles.  All you need to find is a weapon.  I'm heading right for the frozen leg of lamb.  This is the only way food shopping offline will ever become acceptable to me.

Don't you realize by now ranged >>> melee in just about every game around?

I'm thinking the juice row myself--not only do I get projectiles, but if they hit the ground instead they break and fragment, spraying liquid to make the floor slippery, and glass to impale you when you slip on the juice.

[Signe]

That game is a good suggestion.

So is PvP in Grocery stores.  Like golf, hey even supply you with vehicles.  All you need to find is a weapon.  I'm heading right for the frozen leg of lamb.  This is the only way food shopping offline will ever become acceptable to me.

Don't you realize by now ranged >>> melee in just about every game around?

I'm thinking the juice row myself--not only do I get projectiles, but if they hit the ground instead they break and fragment, spraying liquid to make the floor slippery, and glass to impale you when you slip on the juice.

/duel

[Phildo]

Doesn't doing it in a place where literally everything is a health recharge kind of defeat the purpose?

[CmdrSlack]

Doesn't doing it in a place where literally everything is a health recharge kind of defeat the purpose?

It just makes it about controlling resources.  PVP WITH PERSISTENT MEANING!!!one!

[Nevermore]

I'll take the household cleaners aisle for the bleach/lye debuffs and DoTs.

[Lantyssa]

I could be beaten with a loaf of bread.

[Merusk]

You need to slay more houseflys until you ding.  Don't hit the grocery store until you do.

[Signe]

I could be beaten with a loaf of bread.

We can start an all girl grocery store guild.  There's no way men could beat us.  Look at the women we have in F13.  Me, you, Xanthippe, VDL, Numtini,
Mi Ties (when she's not super busy), Furiously and more!  You might feel soft but you'll find your niche.  ru healr?

[Lantyssa]

There are more to Defenders than Empaths!

I suppose there's always clevage to give them massive to-hit penalties, or red eyes and fangs to indimidate them.

[Strazos]

I'm going for eggs. Also, lighter fluid. If I can get someone with ranged fire powers in my group, we can make high damage AE attacks.