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Topic: An Unwilling Hood Ornament (Read 6155 times)
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Miasma
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 A 21-year-old Kalamazoo, Mich., man, unidentified by police, in this a motorized wheelchair, found himself stuck to the front grill of this semi truck and pushed eastbound on Red Arrow Highway near Paw Paw, Mich., Wednesday, June 6, 2007, for four miles (6.4 kilometers) at about 50 mph (80 kph), authorities said. The young man, reportedly unhurt, was quoted by police as saying, 'It was quite a ride.' (AP Photo/Michigan State Police via Kalamazoo Gazette) Link. |
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schild
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Ironic, I was just thinking about getting one for my Acura.
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Evil Elvis
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I wonder if that voids his chair's warranty? <asshole> ghost ride the crip? </asshole> |
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« Last Edit: June 07, 2007, 05:48:57 PM by Evil Elvis »
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Cadaverine
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I'd just like to know how he got the handles through the grill, and how he got the back of his wheelchair attached to the front of a semi while crossing the street.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Signe
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I bet he used a trampoline.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Der Helm
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I'd just like to know how he got the handles through the grill, and how he got the back of his wheelchair attached to the front of a semi while crossing the street.
I thought the same. I do not believe that this was an accident. |
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I'd just like to know how he got the handles through the grill, and how he got the back of his wheelchair attached to the front of a semi while crossing the street.
I thought the same. I do not believe that this was an accident. Right there with you. I find it more likely that he'd be splattered sideways on the grill unless the kid saw the truck and turned to run directly away. |
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cmlancas
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How come we don't make terrible puns about this one, but when we linked the woman with the internal decapitation, we jumped right on it?
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I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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lesion
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from the number of replies to that thread I would say everyone was on a roll
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cmlancas
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For sure, I don't want to see the wheels come off this thread.
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f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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CmdrSlack
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This topic.....just lacks legs.
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Nonentity
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Guys, we shouldn't talk about this. We should cripple this thread before it starts.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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cmlancas
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Guys, we shouldn't talk about this. We should cripple this thread before it starts.
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Miasma
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Puns seem to get all up in Schild's grill, he gimped the last thread we did this in, let's try not to go down that road again or he'll cut the legs out from under us, paralyzing our ability to keep posting.
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Signe
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Wait. Are you suggesting we be serious in this thread?  |
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Oban
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Looks like a cheap American version of:  |
Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Nonentity
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Puns seem to get all up in Schild's grill, he gimped the last thread we did this in, let's try not to go down that road again or he'll cut the legs out from under us, paralyzing our ability to keep posting.
4 times the power. I think that passes the threshold of subtlety, though. You don't want to hit them like a truck with it. |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Llava
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I wonder whether it was gas, grass, or ass that he had to donate.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Big Gulp
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Okay, so if I have a crippled guy attached to my grill, does that mean I can park in the handicapped spots?
This could be useful.
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They will be all the rage! I wonder if we can get them customized?
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Roac
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Can I get a midget cripple for my pickup?
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cmlancas
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Can I get a midget cripple for my pickup?
And this F250 is the special Verne Troyer edition, complete with middle finger action! Just press a button and tell your friends to fuck themselves!You may be onto something. |
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Paelos
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Come on if you're gonna do it, do it with better jokes :-D
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cmlancas
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Come on if you're gonna do it, do it with better jokes :-D
You don't think Verne Troyer giving someone the finger is hilarious? I crack up every time I watch Surreal Life and he's on it. Flava flave! |
f13 Street Cred of the week:
I can't promise anything other than trauma and tragedy. -- schild
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Lantyssa
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How about a big rig with a curvy female cripple? The old Peterbuilt logo may be dead, but why not get something with even less class classier?
You'd also be staying true to the original concept of a rig taking this guy for a spin and not some wannabe tacking them to the front of their SUV.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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