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Viin
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on: April 08, 2007, 01:34:49 PM



I hope you found all of your easter eggs, it sucks when they get spoiled and smell up the house/yard after a few days!


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Reply #1 on: April 08, 2007, 01:47:46 PM

I was about to start an ass-free Happy Zombie Jesus Day, but whatevs.



Edited because first pic was HUGE.

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Reply #2 on: April 08, 2007, 03:17:13 PM


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Reply #3 on: April 08, 2007, 03:19:04 PM

I just realized I still have my bunny avatard from last year.  Yay!
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Reply #4 on: April 08, 2007, 07:02:37 PM

Well thanks for not really pissing on my religious holiday I suppose. Except for Zombie Jesus, I mean come on...

Anyway, happy Easter to Christians and non-Christians alike. Enjoy the times with family and hopefully that occasional trip to church you may only make once a year.

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Reply #5 on: April 08, 2007, 07:10:14 PM

Please save the little girl from the giant rabbit.
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Reply #6 on: April 08, 2007, 07:40:28 PM

Oh c'mon, zombie Jesus is hilarious.  Nothing offensive about it, just a humorous skew to the story.

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Reply #7 on: April 08, 2007, 07:41:53 PM

Well thanks for not really pissing on my religious holiday I suppose. Except for Zombie Jesus, I mean come on...

Anyway, happy Easter to Christians and non-Christians alike. Enjoy the times with family and hopefully that occasional trip to church you may only make once a year.

Easter being a holiday pisses all over Jews celebrating Passover.

We claimed this weekend first, damnit!

Happy egg day.
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Reply #8 on: April 08, 2007, 07:43:42 PM

Happy Passover to you, schild! Freedom from slavery is thine!

And not trying to make issue, Paelos. I just like the idea that Jesus rose from the dead and was, therefore, undead.

btw, today is the two year anniversary of my mom's death. I don't know whether to burn a Yahrzeit candle or get loaded.

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Reply #9 on: April 08, 2007, 07:51:21 PM

Vlily, generally you go with the candle and then the drinking.

Or at least, that's how we practice.
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Reply #10 on: April 08, 2007, 07:52:53 PM

well shit, I'm halfway there.

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Reply #11 on: April 08, 2007, 08:01:38 PM

The History channel is running a show about how Jesus was gay.

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Reply #12 on: April 08, 2007, 08:27:28 PM

Well thanks for not really pissing on my religious holiday I suppose. Except for Zombie Jesus, I mean come on...
Haha, I didn't even notice his hand until you made this comment and looked at the pic again. Thanks!
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Reply #13 on: April 08, 2007, 08:30:27 PM

I saw The Da Vinci Code.  Jesus was all about the vagina.  Or maybe the vagina was all about Jesus.  I'm not sure what went which way.   undecided

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Reply #14 on: April 08, 2007, 08:32:06 PM

a good-lookin' Jewish boy? damn skippy he getting some tang.

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Reply #15 on: April 08, 2007, 10:22:24 PM

Easter being a holiday pisses all over Jews celebrating Passover.

We claimed this weekend first, damnit!

I for one was pleased to see that there's a Passover-themed movie in theaters this weekend.  About time the Old Testament started getting some screen time again.
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Reply #16 on: April 09, 2007, 05:58:56 AM

I'm not Jewish.  I'm just a fangoi.

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Reply #17 on: April 09, 2007, 07:44:34 AM

I'm not Jewish.  I'm just a fangoi.
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Reply #18 on: April 09, 2007, 08:09:08 AM

 rolleyes

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Reply #19 on: April 10, 2007, 08:46:01 AM

Unfortunately, Jesus saw his shadow and went back into his hole, cursing us with another week or so of winter.

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Reply #20 on: April 10, 2007, 08:53:16 AM

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Reply #21 on: April 11, 2007, 09:39:28 AM

Cadbury Eggs are fucking loathsome.

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Reply #22 on: April 11, 2007, 09:44:33 AM

WAP, I don't think "awesome" is spelled that way.
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Reply #23 on: April 11, 2007, 10:11:59 AM

There was one good Easter show this year... but some may find it offensive.   All I need to say is "Hare Club for Men". The rest is a well-guarded secret. 

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Reply #24 on: April 11, 2007, 12:35:11 PM

I can't speak to the show itself, but that is an awesome loathsome Splenda name.

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Reply #25 on: April 12, 2007, 08:50:05 AM

Cadbury Eggs are fucking loathsome.

Are you using them properly?  You are supposed to eat them.

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