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Topic: Bioware Celebrates the Birth of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, the Saviour. (Read 3974 times)
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Signe
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  I reckon it'll be Jade Empire v Mass Effect Monsters set in Denver. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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schild
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Why is the Mass Effect guy railing the snowman? What kind of hint is that?
Sick fuckers.
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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They somehow made Dawn Star look worse than she did originally.
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Fear the Backstab!
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Signe
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Oh God. I didn't even see that. Eww. Eww.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Nonentity
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*Holiday card may not actually include hints about a new game from Bioware. THOSE FUCKERS. "Bioware and Pandemic announced today that their Hero Engine-powered MMO is actually being developed by Korean company Nexon. The Christmas Card sent out in fact revealed that the name of their new project is 'Demon Snow Head Rape! OHAIO~'. No gameplay elements could be revealed at this time, other then disturbingly accurate details on the Sodomy system." |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Righ
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They somehow made Dawn Star look worse than she did originally.
I like how she's embarrassed by Mr Mass' Effect. |
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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I can't figure it out. Unless they are going to rename it Christ Mass Effect.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Thanks, BioWare! :)
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Nonentity
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Thanks, BioWare! :)
Now that I look at it from the perspective in Sky's avatar, it's more like Mr. Mass Effect dude is like 'YEAH! GIVE HIM ALL THIRTEEN INCHES!', and Dawn Star is busy being embarrassed and thinking about going on 2D shooter adventures in her wasp ship. |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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Yegolev
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In the avatar, she kinda looks like Ariel from Thundarr.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Hey, at least the snowman looks happy.
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Nonentity
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Hey, at least the snowman looks happy.
The snowman has two daddies, he knows how the world works now. |
But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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geldonyetich
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Mass Effect dude is probably just ticked that the demon made a snowman out of his time share.
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Alkiera
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The best part of SWG was the easy account cancellation process.
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I think the Demon has been playing too much Katamari Damacy.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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BioWare is making a homosexual version of Katamari Damacy?
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geldonyetich
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The Anne Coulter of MMO punditry
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Despite Katamari Damacy being one of the coolest games ever, I would have a hard time differentiating a homosexual themed one from the current one.
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ajax34i
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« Last Edit: December 22, 2006, 12:30:02 PM by ajax34i »
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