NiX
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I turn 22 today. I'm getting incredibly wasted tomorrow. Here's to having friends who are silly enough to agree to paying for your drinks for the night! WHOO!
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Etro
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Many Happy Returns
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Llava
Contributor
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Rrava roves you rong time
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That doesn't make me feel that old. I'm only 24. My younger brother is still younger than you!
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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schild
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Oi, Nix, Happy Birthday. Welcome to the big 22. One of those years that means absolutely nothing. I'm sick. I hope you drank enough for me too.
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sinij
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Soon you will start seeing gray hair, shortly after that you will get beer belly and some of your hair will migrate from your head to your chest/back. You will no longer desire company of the opposite (or don't ask don't tell) sex and you will discover that 'the mortgage' is universal driving force. Welcome to the rest of your life, its all downhill from here.
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Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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Soon you will start seeing gray hair, shortly after that you will get beer belly and some of your hair will migrate from your head to your chest/back. You will no longer desire company of the opposite (or don't ask don't tell) sex and you will discover that 'the mortgage' is universal driving force. Welcome to the rest of your life, its all downhill from here.
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Signe
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Muse.
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 (there's not really anything in the box) |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Lantyssa
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Happy birthday, Nix! Make your friends get you a frou-frou drink in my name. Cheers!
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Signe
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mmm... Long Island Iced Lantyssa.  Cheers! |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Remember, drunken lap dances paid for by your friends are not just for your 21st birthday.
Happy 22!
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NiX
Wiki Admin
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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(there's not really anything in the box) Why not? :( Thank you all. I'll drink some for you, Schild. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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You know we love you to bits. The bits are in the box. What ever you do, DON'T OPEN IT!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Furiously
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I think the bits are lice...
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Happy birthday!
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NiX
Wiki Admin
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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I think the bits are lice...
Still jealous, are we? |
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Strazos
Greetings from the Slave Coast
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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I hope you were able to get your buds to buy you a bottle of nice liquor that you could put away for another day. That's always nice.
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Noob Sauce
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Since we ran outta boobs (use them all in my b-day thread) maybe we should give him phallus based images?
HAPPY B-DAY!
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No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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NiX
Wiki Admin
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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maybe we should give him phallus based images?
I thought we were tight, homie! |
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Cheddar
I like pink
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I thought we were tight, homie!
Heh, I would but we do not want to set a precedence for people to open threads just for birthday porn. If that starts happening then people would forget how important my birthday is! How about I meet you halfway? -> NSFW!!! NSFW!!!Some of 'em are pretty funny. And hot. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Don't do it, NiX. I still have a wee bit of respect for you!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Cheddar
I like pink
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Don't do it, NiX. I still have a wee bit of respect for you!
You know you are curious. Go ahead, take a peek. |
No Nerf, but I put a link to this very thread and I said that you all can guarantee for my purity. I even mentioned your case, and see if they can take a look at your lawn from a Michigan perspective.
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NiX
Wiki Admin
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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 Oh Ched! How you spread.
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Signe
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Muse.
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I am curious (but Yellow)
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Righ
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Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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NiX
Wiki Admin
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Homemade!
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Nebu
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I think I missed it, but Happy Birthday!
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Engels
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Japanese boobies for you! Semi NSFW. No actual boobies. Just very strange fake ones. |
I should get back to nature, too. You know, like going to a shop for groceries instead of the computer. Maybe a condo in the woods that doesn't even have a health club or restaurant attached. Buy a car with only two cup holders or something. -Signe
I LIKE being bounced around by Tonkors. - Lantyssa
Babies shooting themselves in the head is the state bird of West Virginia. - schild
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