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Llava
Contributor
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Those are newborns, they grow to over a foot according to the article.
Otherwise I'd totally keep a thumb-sized monkey as a pet. So it throws poop, who cares? It's gotta be practically microscopic.
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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You could name it Boo.
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Righ
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6542
Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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As a child I had a pet hamster, named Spanky. Those were the only pure days in my life. Every day was perfection. Oh, the pain! If I could just hold a hamster while I die, perhaps I could capture the innocence of my youth and die a happy gnome.
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Riggswolfe
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Posts: 8046
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You could name it Boo.
Go for the eyes Boo! Sorry, couldn't resist. Grats Xilren's Twin. Will we ever meet Xilren btw? |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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Yegolev
Moderator
Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Right, let's talk about that Magic card instead of things that shit.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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hal
Terracotta Army
Posts: 835
Damn kids, get off my lawn!
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I for one welcome our poo flinging overlords. Grats you're grace. By the way how does one get a promotion in this chicken shit company?
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I started with nothing, and I still have most of it
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are still on backorder.
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Rasix
Moderator
Posts: 15024
I am the harbinger of your doom!
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I for one welcome our poo flinging overlords. Grats you're grace. By the way how does one get a promotion in this chicken shit company?
A series of tests. The swimsuit competition is by far the toughest. BTW, it's your.  |
-Rasix
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Signe
Terracotta Army
Posts: 18942
Muse.
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Hey look, it's Grace! Hey Grace!
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Lantyssa
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Posts: 20848
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A series of tests. The swimsuit competition is by far the toughest.
Are any style points awarded for draping oneself with the Grammar Snake while in the swimsuit? |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sky
Terracotta Army
Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Is that some kind of phallic joke?
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Merusk
Terracotta Army
Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
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Hey look, it's Grace! Hey Grace!
Signe's given in and changed her avatar again! I kinda liked the creepy rubber-gloved people. Ah well, death of a phonebooth isn't as creepy, but it's kind of amusing. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Lantyssa
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Is that some kind of phallic joke?
Only if it influences the judges favorably. |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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