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naum
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on: July 25, 2006, 07:51:49 AM
Man Severs Penis on $2000 Bet
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2006/07/24/sewpennis.shtml

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For the first time in the history of Latvian medicine doctors have sewn a man’s penis back on, which he had cut off on a bet, LTV channel reports.

Doctors from Gailezertz hospital told journalists that previously they had only sewn partly amputated penises back on. But this time the penis was brought in a plastic package. They believe the cause of the tragedy was the victims’ stupidity: After a drinking-bout the victim bet that he would cut off his “men’s merit” for 1000 Lats (about 2000 dollars). He won the bet.
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Llava
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Reply #1 on: July 25, 2006, 08:02:05 AM
Heard it, belongs in Useless News.
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Reply #2 on: July 25, 2006, 08:36:26 AM
Isn't he going to feel stupid when the hospital pocket's his bet's earnings.
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Reply #3 on: July 25, 2006, 01:42:11 PM
He isn't. Latvian health care financing is provided for by national income taxation.
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