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Signe
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on: July 12, 2005, 08:26:17 AM



It brought a tear to my eye....

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Murgos
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Reply #1 on: July 12, 2005, 08:37:58 AM

Yeah, it's making my eyes water too.

"so he killed all the doctors and a monkey and the monkey ghost traind DOvis to be a ninja."

Says it all really.

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Signe
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Reply #2 on: July 12, 2005, 08:56:02 AM

Well, I have to say that I thought the bit where he killed Blade and Blade 2 was inspired.

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Reply #3 on: July 12, 2005, 10:30:30 AM

See, everything's better with monkies.

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Reply #4 on: July 12, 2005, 12:23:31 PM

That kid's parents have been dead for 4 days at least.

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Reply #5 on: July 12, 2005, 12:38:42 PM

It's not really material for jokes.  Any kid writing a story that involves not just the death of his parents - by his own actions no less - is a red flag.  It's disturbing.


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Reply #6 on: July 12, 2005, 12:49:33 PM

Not his parent's, Davis's parents.

... and the Tooth Fairy
... and himself
... and the doctors
... and a monkey
... Blades 1 *and* 2

Note: why did he let Blade 3 live?


 

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Reply #7 on: July 12, 2005, 01:11:16 PM

Not his parent's, Davis's parents.

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Reply #8 on: July 12, 2005, 01:26:23 PM

I think you really have to work to make a background story that bad.

Kinda like the person who decided to make this costume:

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Reply #9 on: July 12, 2005, 01:34:44 PM

Wow. The randomizer would never even come up with that one.

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Reply #10 on: July 12, 2005, 01:42:20 PM

I think Slatter Ninja is a 7 year old who is pissed off at his parents.  Not terribly disturbing, unless he's not a 7 year old.

The outfit looks like one of the first designs my daughter came up with (minus the clown face - she likes to make pretty girls albeit with nonmatching clothes).

Maybe by a 3 year old, though, who tend not to be bothered much by blue hair, polka dots and plaid.

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Reply #11 on: July 12, 2005, 02:03:43 PM

I refuse to believe that that story is not a joke.

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Signe
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Reply #12 on: July 12, 2005, 02:06:58 PM

Of course it's a joke.

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Reply #13 on: July 12, 2005, 02:26:00 PM

The outfit looks like one of the first designs my daughter came up with (minus the clown face - she likes to make pretty girls albeit with nonmatching clothes).

Maybe by a 3 year old, though, who tend not to be bothered much by blue hair, polka dots and plaid.

Well, the heroine was named "Fashion Horror" so I guess it was planned to look that bad...
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Reply #14 on: July 12, 2005, 04:02:29 PM

That made me cry...


FROM LAUGHING.

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Reply #15 on: July 12, 2005, 07:40:48 PM

Signe, your avatar is quite... talented.

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Reply #16 on: July 12, 2005, 07:41:40 PM

Kinda like the person who decided to make this costume:
That reminds me of that semi-famous (at least when I played) dude from UO who dressed up in a jesters outfit will all sorts of mismatched colors.
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Reply #17 on: July 13, 2005, 03:11:38 AM

To explain:

http://www.blogtelevision.net/p/Watch-Video-Meat-Porn___1,2,,7605.html

It's not porn, regardless of what the url says up there.  It was, however, banned in some places. 

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Reply #18 on: July 13, 2005, 12:38:18 PM

I am now convinced that Signe lives in an alternate reality.

That was a commercial for Carl's Jr., but at the end they reveal that the name of the restaurant is Hardee's.

WHAT BRAVE NEW WORLD IS THIS?

http://www.carlsjr.com/home

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Reply #19 on: July 13, 2005, 12:59:43 PM

I am now convinced that Signe lives in an alternate reality.

That was a commercial for Carl's Jr., but at the end they reveal that the name of the restaurant is Hardee's.

WHAT BRAVE NEW WORLD IS THIS?

http://www.carlsjr.com/home

In the Southeast and Midwest, Carls Jr = Hardees.  I believe Carl's bought out Hardee's.  However, for some reason they're keeping the branding even tho the products, etc. are the same now.

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Reply #20 on: July 13, 2005, 01:12:58 PM

Magnificent!  The Tooth Fairy's sword is the perfect touch.

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Reply #21 on: July 13, 2005, 01:36:47 PM

I am now convinced that Signe lives in an alternate reality.

That was a commercial for Carl's Jr., but at the end they reveal that the name of the restaurant is Hardee's.

WHAT BRAVE NEW WORLD IS THIS?

http://www.carlsjr.com/home

In the Southeast and Midwest, Carls Jr = Hardees.  I believe Carl's bought out Hardee's.  However, for some reason they're keeping the branding even tho the products, etc. are the same now.

No.

Alternate dimension.

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Reply #22 on: July 14, 2005, 07:17:49 AM

To explain:

http://www.blogtelevision.net/p/Watch-Video-Meat-Porn___1,2,,7605.html

It's not porn, regardless of what the url says up there.  It was, however, banned in some places. 

What does the tiny lettering on the avatar, and in the ad say?  I don't know why I want to know, but I do.
Signe
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Reply #23 on: July 14, 2005, 07:45:19 AM

"Demonstration only.  Do not attempt."

But don't let that stop you!

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Reply #24 on: July 14, 2005, 08:27:48 AM

The bashful smile at the end of that commercial makes it.

I downloaded a high quality one for my archive of useless shit back when the news hit about the commercial.
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Reply #25 on: July 14, 2005, 01:15:11 PM

The bashful smile at the end of that commercial makes it.

I downloaded a high quality one for my archive of useless shit back when the news hit about the commercial.

Someone, possibly you, posted a copy here in the amusing commercial thread awhile back.  Saved it to my HD as well, it's... odd.

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