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Topic: Be careful sharing a computer with your fiance/spouse/SO (Read 10948 times)
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Samwise
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I just assumed he was referring to his Jack the Ripper alter ego.
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Telemediocrity
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I just assumed he was referring to his Jack the Ripper alter ego.
Eh, assuming it was meant in the "I'll cut you, sucka" sense, it'd be about in line with my general sense of humor. Hence, teh winky smiley. |
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Signe
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Muse.
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I'm convinced that no women have ever had sex with any of you on purpose.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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sinij
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On other hand chances are SirBruce had sex with at least some of you.
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Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
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Telemediocrity
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I'm convinced that no women have ever had sex with any of you on purpose.
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WayAbvPar
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This thread makes me want to shower. Repeatedly.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Ironwood
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With Mary Jane ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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HaemishM
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With Mary Jane ?
Showering with a fictional comic character is certainly more appealing than the idea of showering with any of you motherfuckers in this thread. And I've never heard the term "cut" to mean "have sex with." I guess my South isn't dirty enough. |
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Ironwood
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Ok, I suppose I'd better clarify.
When I said 'cut', I meant that I would penetrate and slice the woman's flesh with a sharp blade or serrrated implement or, if pushed, some kind of poking device, like an ice-pick.
But I guess language barriers are HARD.
Also, if we're booking up fiictional comic characters, I'm bagsying Scarlett and The Baroness pls.
Ta.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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HaemishM
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Also, if we're booking up fiictional comic characters, I'm bagsying Scarlett and The Baroness pls.
At the same time, I hope. |
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Telemediocrity
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Also, if we're booking up fiictional comic characters, I'm bagsying Scarlett and The Baroness pls.
At the same time, I hope. Urbandictionary's usage notes: "Bagsy carrying her bag for her." "Well what am I going to do?" "Pull her mate - the fat one." "Bagsy not"! Good to know some things are shared across all cultures! (1:02) |
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Yegolev
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That, and maybe it's just a generational thing, but I have a hard time believing there are many girls would be worked up in this day and age that their partner has a porn collection (The grievance of the original bug report, of course, is 100% valid).
There's always the question of whether to bring up the merits of bukkake (Since someone on this thread had never heard of yaoi, I feel I should caveat that by saying 'wikipedia it, don't google image search it') on the second date or the third - but a girl who can hold her own in such a conversation is definitely a keeper.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Telemediocrity
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« Last Edit: April 04, 2006, 09:59:29 PM by Telemediocrity »
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schild
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So, the girls a guy and she's a nazi. I'm close, rite?
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Furiously
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Isn't everyone on the internet. I mean look at that Signe guy.
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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What
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Winners dont do drugs assholes.
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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WindupAtheist
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This is the beginning of a sort of apotheosis, where Mediocrity sheds this pathetic mortal form and ascends to his true position as the new SirBruce.
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Telemediocrity
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This is the beginning of a sort of apotheosis, where Mediocrity sheds this pathetic mortal form and ascends to his true position as the new SirBruce.
My sexual history is a lot less interesting than his. |
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HaemishM
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Cringe-inducing and vomitous do not mean the same as interesting.
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Telemediocrity
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Cringe-inducing and vomitous do not mean the same as interesting.
Don't make me bust out the Parappa the Rappa Cosplay Fellatio story again. |
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schild
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Cringe-inducing and vomitous do not mean the same as interesting.
Don't make me bust out the Parappa the Rappa Cosplay Fellatio story again. Ok. |
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WayAbvPar
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Anymore Mediocre-centric posts gets this Denned with extreme prejudice. I can't explain exactly how fucking tired I am of every other thread devolving into this shit.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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