Lindsay Lohan

[Gutboy Barrelhouse]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/01/people.lindsaylohan.ap/index.html

A couple of thoughts:

1. Did she put "lotion" on the bottom of her feet?

2. Can a flying teacup actually cause a wound to require 10 stitches?

3. Do you think she actually knows how to prepare breakfast with eggs and everthing?

[Murgos]

Bryan Adams is also about 20 years older than her...

edit:

Date of Birth: 5 November 1959 (google)

So he's 46? and her date of birth is 2 July 1986 (google) or 20...

Maybe he's got a daughter or son she is friends with.

Or maybe he just likes to play rough.

[UD_Delt]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/01/people.lindsaylohan.ap/index.html

A couple of thoughts:

1. Did she put "lotion" on the bottom of her feet?

2. Can a flying teacup actually cause a wound to require 10 stitches?

3. Do you think she actually knows how to prepare breakfast with eggs and everthing?

1. Doesn't matter that shit is slippery when wet. When my wife puts lotion on while standing in the tub after a shower and I step in right after to take my shower it's hard not to wipe out.

2. If she is as clumsy as my wife then yes. My wife nearly lost the tip of her thumb this year after dropping a glass in the sink when shards flew back up.

3. Probably not. They just left out that she was just carrying the breakfast the "servants" prepared.

[kaid]

Weird shit happens. My mom managed to break the TOP of her foot going down 3 steps once. No fucking clue how she managed it

kaid

[Merusk]

People slip on stairs all the time, and a lot more frequently than you or I of normal balance and finesse might think. It's pretty damn easy if you're in socks or wet-feet and step on the edge of the riser rather than the tread like you're supposed to.  Shit, my wife falls on the damn things wearing shoes.

I agree that the most interesting part is that she was naked in the AM at Bryan Adams' house with a bunch of friends for unknown reasons.

[Rasix]

I agree that the most interesting part is that she was naked in the AM at Bryan Adams' house with a bunch of friends for unknown reasons.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Edit: decided to go with Dave. 

[SurfD]

I agree that the most interesting part is that she was naked in the AM at Bryan Adams' house with a bunch of friends for unknown reasons.

Huh?  I got the AM part, but where did you get the part about her being naked?

[Murgos]

Shower and lotion are in there.  Naked was just wishful thinking after that, I think.

[Merusk]

Yes and no.

She had just come out of the shower so she was still wet and had some lotion on,

I'm supposing that if you're 'just out of the shower' and 'still wet' and shards from a teacup can cut-up your shin rather than giving you abraisions through your pants, that you're wrapped in a towel and likely still naked. This is only based on living with ~7 different women and being familiar with their showering habits, so I freely admit I could be wrong.

[Der Helm]

This is only based on living with ~7 different women and being familiar with their showering habits, so I freely admit I could be wrong.

[Dren]

Adams, who photographed Lohan and other stars for his 2005 book, "American Women," wasn't in London when the accident occurred, Dina Lohan told Star.

Adams wasn't even there.

[Nebu]

Adams, who photographed Lohan and other stars for his 2005 book, "American Women," wasn't in London when the accident occurred, Dina Lohan told Star.

Adams wasn't even there.

Yes, because if Dina told the Star that, it must be true!