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Topic: But she's not like a whore or anything. (Read 2262 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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No eLay for sexy Electra By SIMON ROTHSTEIN Sun Online STUNNING actress Carmen Electra is relieved a man bidding for a date with her in an online auction was disqualified - because his offer was so high, she would have felt obligated to sleep with him. We reported in May how the former Baywatch star put herself up for sale internet auction site eBay.com to raise cash for The National Prostate Cancer Coalition. But Carmen has now admitted the huge amounts of cash being bid left her highly concerned. She told an American TV show: "They were bidding for a date with me on eBay, which was kind of weird, but the money went to charity, so I thought it would be a nice thing to do. "It went up to some crazy number and I actually felt obligated to, like, sleep with the guy. "But I didn't, because they were disqualified." |
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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Great, I'm sure the guy feels much better after reading that.
What was the final number, anyways? How much does Carmen Electra's pussy cost?
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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WayAbvPar
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That is awfully sporting of her. The guy could have recouped his bid money by videotaping it. Win Win!
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I wonder if for half the money, she'd have felt obligated for a little oral appreciation.
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Nebu
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This is proof that the entertainment industry fuels itself by putting microphones in front of the mouths of stupid people.
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"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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putting microphones in front of the mouths of stupid people
It's not just microphone they're putting there. |
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Nebu
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putting microphones in front of the mouths of stupid people
It's not just microphone they're putting there. Ask Dennis Rodman |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Or Tom Cruise...  |
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Ironwood
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You know, I still disagree with them doing that. I thought it was fucking stupid, even tho it was Tom Cruise.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Evangolis
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Humor generally stops somewhere short of other people's skin.
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"It was a difficult party" - an unexpected word combination from ex-Merry Prankster and author Robert Stone.
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Der Helm
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"It went up to some crazy number and I actually felt obligated to, like, sleep with the guy.
I think I know what she really wanted to say, but that statement is just fucked up. She should do some reality TV. Or p0rn. |
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shiznitz
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the plural of mangina
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Carmen Elektra is too stupid for porn.
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I have never played WoW.
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Strazos
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The World's Worst Game: Curry or Covid
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How is that even humanly possible?
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Fear the Backstab!
"Plato said the virtuous man is at all times ready for a grammar snake attack." - we are lesion
"Hell is other people." -Sartre
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Nevermore
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She couldn't remember her lines.
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Over and out.
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Llava
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Rrava roves you rong time
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That the saints may enjoy their beatitude and the grace of God more abundantly they are permitted to see the punishment of the damned in hell. -Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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She couldn't remember her lines.
Hah, too funny. Nice. |
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