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Nevermore
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on: December 16, 2005, 08:12:30 AM

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times."

The Internet.  Where the men are men and the women are actuallly your mother.

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Reply #1 on: December 16, 2005, 08:20:15 AM

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This nightmare scenario (for Daniel Anceneaux that is - as far as we're concerned Xmas has come early)

I don't understand this statement, is the writer claiming that he wants to date his mother for christmas?

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Reply #2 on: December 16, 2005, 08:29:59 AM

"DUDE, you're dating your mom!"

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Reply #3 on: December 16, 2005, 09:42:32 AM

It could have been worse it could have been his father.

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Reply #4 on: December 16, 2005, 11:06:17 AM

It could have been the Mayor of Spokane

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Reply #5 on: December 16, 2005, 11:08:52 AM

MOM!?  Heartbreak

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Reply #6 on: December 16, 2005, 11:34:21 AM

I would never set virtual foot on the Internet again if this ever happened to me.

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Reply #7 on: December 16, 2005, 12:29:48 PM

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And what did dad make of all this? Well, Paul Anceneaux "wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking friends made him the butt of their jokes", Daniel admitted. "Dad was angry for a while and he banned mum from talking to anybody on the internet ever again," he concluded.


WTF? It sounds like the dude was more concerned about his buddies ripping on him than the fact his wife was about to have an affair....
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Reply #8 on: December 16, 2005, 12:36:04 PM

Sheesh... you guys have no sense of romance.

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Reply #9 on: December 16, 2005, 12:38:08 PM

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Well, Paul Anceneaux "wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking friends made him the butt of their jokes", Daniel admitted.

What happens in retardville stays in retardville ...


EDIT: Fucked up the quote
« Last Edit: December 17, 2005, 03:42:57 AM by Der Helm »

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Reply #10 on: December 16, 2005, 01:13:06 PM

I usually avoid posting stories like this that are linked to everywhere, but it seems you people don't read everywhere. Maybe I should stop skipping these stories.
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Reply #11 on: December 16, 2005, 01:31:55 PM

Shockeye - you're sounding a lot like my mom right now. I'm scared.

And go clean up your room!

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Reply #12 on: December 19, 2005, 05:53:31 AM

Shockeye - you're sounding a lot like my mom right now. I'm scared.

And go clean up your room!

Wait, does that mean you want to date Shockeye?

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Nevermore
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Reply #13 on: December 19, 2005, 05:57:25 AM

Shockeye - you're sounding a lot like my mom right now. I'm scared.

And go clean up your room!

Wait, does that mean you want to date Shockeye?

Or as he's known in the chatrooms, "Sweet Antoinette".

Over and out.
Shockeye
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Reply #14 on: December 19, 2005, 07:17:44 AM

Shockeye - you're sounding a lot like my mom right now. I'm scared.

And go clean up your room!

Wait, does that mean you want to date Shockeye?

Or as he's known in the chatrooms, "Sweet Antoinette".

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Reply #15 on: December 19, 2005, 10:27:45 AM

I think he quoting his wifeRimshot

That must be where he gets his material.

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Reply #16 on: December 19, 2005, 11:00:13 AM

I think he quoting his wifeRimshot

That must be where he gets his material.

If I was quoting my wife I would've said, "You've got a hand. Let me go back to sleep."
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Reply #17 on: December 19, 2005, 11:09:25 AM

Ahhh, marriage.

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