Insert "wide receiver" and "tight end" jokes here.

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http://www.startribune.com/stories/510/5663357.html

Minnesota Vikings players are being investigated in connection with a lake cruise that turned into a wild sex party last week on Lake Minnetonka. The party became so out of control that crew members on the two yachts were offered money for sex and feared for their safety, law enforcement authorities and an attorney for the cruise company said Tuesday.

[Rasix]

Goddamned Daunte Culpepper.

[Paelos]

YAR YAR HUMP HUMP!

[Murgos]

Tice said nothing specific about how many players were involved in the cruise, or who they were.

Quarterback Daunte Culpepper also would not comment on the allegations today.

"If you're not going to ask me a question about the Chicago Bears, then don't ask," Culpepper told reporters at Winter Park. "Playing in the NFL is tough enough without any distractions."

I thought it was known that Duante Culpepper was not on the cruise?  If so and I were him I would be pissed about the way these comments are worded.  They make it sound like he is the one being accused.  Otherwise why would he be the only player asked to comment and why would it be a big deal that he didn't comment on it if he wasn't there and didn't know?

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Dude they were on a boat with a bunch of vikings what the fuck did they expect?

[Shockeye]

Culpepper charged in sex party boat scandal

Fellow Vikings McKinnie, Smoot, Moe Williams also face 3 misdemeanors

Updated: 1:50 p.m. ET Dec. 15, 2005

MINNEAPOLIS - Quarterback Daunte Culpepper and three other Minnesota Vikings were charged Thursday with three misdemeanors each for taking part in a bawdy boat party earlier this season on Lake Minnetonka.

Culpepper, Bryant McKinnie, Fred Smoot and Moe Williams were charged with indecent conduct, disorderly conduct and lewd or lascivious conduct, according to court papers.

If convicted, each player faces a maximum of 90 days in jail on each count.

Prosecutor Steve Tallen’s decision was based on findings by the Hennepin County sheriff’s office, whose investigators reviewed allegations of lewd and drunken behavior aboard a floating party Oct. 6 that involved some Vikings players.

Crew members complained that some people took off their clothes and engaged in public sex acts during the cruise, according to Stephen Doyle, an attorney representing the boat owners, Al & Alma’s Supper Club and Charter Cruises in Mound. The crew members identified 17 Vikings among about 90 people on the two boats.

Doyle had said Smoot paid for one of the cruises. Smoot responded by threatening to sue whoever “put my name in there.” The court papers released Thursday said Smoot and defensive end Lance Johnston arranged the charter.

Vikings coach Mike Tice was careful with his reaction.

“According to NFL rules and union contracts, there is a large difference between allegations and charges and convictions,” Tice said just before his routine news conference. “So until at any point there is a conviction of some type, if there is, I have no action to take and nothing to say.”

After that, Tice threatened to stop talking to reporters if anyone asked more questions about the allegations.

Reports that some women at the party were paid to come from Minnesota had raised the possibility of federal charges, but U.S. Attorney Tom Heffelfinger said Thursday that no such charges would be brought. Heffelfinger cited insufficient evidence.

That decision, along with sheriff’s decision to send the case to Tallen’s office, meant any charges would be minor. Tallen is the prosecuting attorney for the Lake Minnetonka Conservation District, which handles nonfelony crimes committed on the big lake just west of Minneapolis.

The boat scandal hit the Vikings when they were already reeling, off to a 1-3 start, and made them the object of national ridicule on late-night TV and cable sports channels. New owner Zygi Wilf, who had been seeking state help for a new stadium, responded forcefully, apologizing to Gov. Tim Pawlenty and other state officials and instituting a new code of conduct.

The team has since recovered on the field and, with quarterback Brad Johnson replacing the injured Culpepper, reeled off six straight wins to become a playoff contender at 8-5.