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Topic: I know the first thing I do when I'm cold is strip off my clothes... (Read 1122 times)
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Naked Wisconsin man charged with burglaryPosted on Sat, Dec. 10, 2005 NKENY, Iowa — A Wisconsin man was caught displaying more than his holiday cheer, police said. Boyd Glenn Webb, 35, of High Bridge, Wis., was naked when officers found him Dec. 2 at a home near a rest stop on Interstate 35 north of Ankeny. Police said maintenance workers at the rest stop reported seeing a man walking west of the rest stop and through a ravine, taking off his clothes as he walked. The temperature at the time was about 18 degrees. Webb was naked by the time he got across the ravine. He walked to a residential area and forced the patio door of a house open, Ankeny police Capt. Arnie Porath said. No one was home. Webb was charged with third-degree burglary. Porath believes Webb's car broke down near Ames and he walked or hitchhiked nearly 20 miles. I bet all he wanted was some cheese curds. |
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dusematic
Terracotta Army
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Diablo 3's Number One Fan
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Cheese curds. I bet there's a joke hidden in there.
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Sky
Terracotta Army
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Burglary? That sounds like B&E unless they aren't giving all the details.
My band used to wake up by jumping naked into snowbanks. Don't knock it, it's pretty invigorating.
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Shockeye
Staff Emeritus
Posts: 6668
Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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My band used to wake up by jumping naked into snowbanks. Don't knock it, it's pretty invigorating.
I'm starting suspect this whole "band" thing was really a gay commune. |
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voodoolily
Contributor
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Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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Except for the liquor-sponsored hot babes.
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WayAbvPar
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Except for the liquor-sponsored hot beards
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
Staff Emeritus
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Now that's a man kiss.
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