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Topic: Johnny Cochran dead at 67 (Read 3504 times)
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WayAbvPar
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LinkageIf there is a punitive afterlife, I am guessing he is gonna catch some flack over his role in setting OJ free. OTOH, his existence made Jackie Chiles possible. Silver linings and whatnot.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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I'm not sure whether to be sad or happy.
Cochran sure was flamboyant, and he did his job pretty goddamn well. Anyone that could get OJ off on that rap is a damn good lawyer. Unfortunately, he also brought us the vilification of Mark Furman and the embarrassment of the LA DA's office.
I'll just be respectful and say he was very good at what he did.
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Paelos
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I can honestly say, I'm totally indifferent to the man. I liked his sing-song rhyming style though.
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CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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schild
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I like his shitty, totally ghetto traffic ticket commercials in Maryland.
"Are you the victim of an Unfair traffic violation" (or somesuch) "Call Cochran/whatever today"
They looked like that handycam shit you find on VHS and Lars Von Trier movies.
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Nazrat
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A good lawyer died. I disagreed with some of his stances but he was always a good lawyer.
RIP.
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Abagadro
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It's not a rumor. He had a tumor.
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"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
-H.L. Mencken
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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It's not a rumor. He had a tumor. I should be sad but I don't feel very bad.
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SirBruce
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His death is a shame. At least he had fame.
Bruce
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schild
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Rhyming sucks, I hope you all get fucked by ducks.
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TheWalrus
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He goin in the body basket, one helluva stylin casket.
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AOFanboi
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This is getting out of hand, let the thread run out in the sand.
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Train Wreck
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He needs no Mercedes, now that he's burning in Hades.
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schild
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He needs no Mercedes, now that he's burning in Hades.
Winner.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I can't think of a single thing To say about Johnny Cockring
(thanks to Gilbert Godfried for the transylvanian accented pronunciation)
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