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on: March 29, 2005, 03:53:59 PM

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If there is a punitive afterlife, I am guessing he is gonna catch some flack over his role in setting OJ free.

OTOH, his existence made Jackie Chiles possible. Silver linings and whatnot.

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Reply #1 on: March 29, 2005, 03:57:53 PM

I'm not sure whether to be sad or happy.

Cochran sure was flamboyant, and he did his job pretty goddamn well. Anyone that could get OJ off on that rap is a damn good lawyer. Unfortunately, he also brought us the vilification of Mark Furman and the embarrassment of the LA DA's office.

I'll just be respectful and say he was very good at what he did.

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Reply #2 on: March 29, 2005, 04:02:49 PM

I can honestly say, I'm totally indifferent to the man. I liked his sing-song rhyming style though.

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Reply #3 on: March 29, 2005, 04:20:40 PM

I like his shitty, totally ghetto traffic ticket commercials in Maryland.

"Are you the victim of an Unfair traffic violation" (or somesuch) "Call Cochran/whatever today"

They looked like that handycam shit you find on VHS and Lars Von Trier movies.
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Reply #4 on: March 29, 2005, 04:28:48 PM

A good lawyer died.  I disagreed with some of his stances but he was always a good lawyer.

RIP.
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Reply #5 on: March 29, 2005, 04:48:45 PM

It's not a rumor. He had a tumor.


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Reply #6 on: March 29, 2005, 04:56:21 PM

It's not a rumor. He had a tumor.

I should be sad but I don't feel very bad.
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Reply #7 on: March 29, 2005, 05:03:49 PM

His death is a shame.  At least he had fame.

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Reply #8 on: March 29, 2005, 05:37:07 PM

Rhyming sucks, I hope you all get fucked by ducks.
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Reply #9 on: March 29, 2005, 06:29:38 PM

He goin in the body basket, one helluva stylin casket.

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Reply #10 on: March 30, 2005, 01:45:36 AM

This is getting out of hand, let the thread run out in the sand.

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Reply #11 on: March 30, 2005, 09:43:55 AM

He needs no Mercedes, now that he's burning in Hades.
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Reply #12 on: March 30, 2005, 09:50:18 AM

He needs no Mercedes, now that he's burning in Hades.

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Reply #13 on: April 05, 2005, 12:16:18 PM

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